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Fuck. That. A Premier League team signs me up tomorrow, I'm fucking signing. I'll work my tits off in an attempt not to be a liability, but ultimately I'm going to be a useless sack of shit. It is the responsibility of the manager to pick the team, and there's no way I'm telling him "soz gaffa, I'm shit. I'll sit this one out". Not in a hundred billion years would I be doing that.

It's class. By far the best kit we have. If it wasn't for that damn Wonga. Or the fact that everyone else manufactured by Puma has the exact same kit.

fuck all else to talk about

Nicer than ours.

#AnyoneButMike tbh.

toe poke hattrick in a 5-3 loss. poor lad.

I searched back and could only find 1 instance of me being particularly pro Abou Diaby. This does not constitute 'a ton', you phony. He's a good player. He's just a cripple. My Diaby love is mainly based off him having one class game for France about 4 years ago.

Nocerino managing to get himself sent off in a Milan derby friendly, held in China with 3 minutes left, when they're 1-0 up.

Even if we were following the dogshit keep-the-ball-forever mentality, there will be times when we can't do that or don't want to do that. Or more realistically, 6 games will pass and we'll have 1 point and we'll rethink our "tactics". Getting rid of any players not 100% suited to your exact style of football is FM style levels of foolish. Flexibility is key.

I'm not convinced by the guy personally, unless something drastic changes in him I'd rather get rid, think we could forge a better unit without him and as long as he's here he'll be taking a place. Don't get me wrong, I'm far from convinced. He was thoroughly shit at times last season. But £18m does nowt for me. We've had money for years. I'd prefer to have a player who has performed well for us, than give Mike another wad of cash. As far as taking a place goes, if you're talking about playing 3 CMs every game, I'm perfectly happy with the options we have right now. And there are certainly other candidates that are "taking a place" that I'd get rid of before Moussa. Anita Abeid Sissoko Colback Wijnaldum Tiote Cabella Marveaux Bigirimana Vuckic

TCD gets the dog's abuse, but mozy is on that level. Compared to the forum whipping boy, ouch. I won't ask you to apologise, boil your head, or whatever else is the norm though. Sissoko has one redeeming skill and he's bang average at anything else. Wijnaldum is a much better footballer and should take his spot in the team. That's all there is to it. Apart from he's never played a game for us, nor ever played in the Premier League. He could end up being absolute gash, he wouldn't be the first. I've seen him play live a couple of times and he looked class then (few years ago mind but if anything he should have improved). There's always the chance he could fail to adapt but that's the risk you take. I imagine Sissoko probably looked class a few times for Toulouse. It's the risk you take, should you choose to sell him, yes. But then you could just not sell him, have competition, if Sissoko continues to be shit, sell him for £15m in a year or something. Fees are not going down anytime soon.

Or we could just spend the shit ton of money we already have and not sell anyone? And actually have a squad?

He's more valuable because of it, you nonce. Behave yourself, you wouldn't say that to my face. I wasn't directly referring to you. I've heard people talk about the quality of Anita based on him being a Dutch international. He has 3 caps ffs. Aye, that'd be canny relevant if we were in the Vurnon Anita thread, you nonce.

25m?! Wow, literally nobody would pay anywhere near that. That's the point...... I would also be very surprised if anyone would pay £25m for him right now.

I think he can get a bit of a pass on being disinterested as well TBH, at least last season. The coaches may have been totally shite, but any player who is 'disinterested' should not get a pass imo. Not giving a monkey's may be a big part of the Ashley era, but anyone who goes along with it is as bad. Easier said than done when you're not going into work every day to be bossed around by John fucking Carver.

TCD gets the dog's abuse, but mozy is on that level. Compared to the forum whipping boy, ouch. I won't ask you to apologise, boil your head, or whatever else is the norm though. Sissoko has one redeeming skill and he's bang average at anything else. Wijnaldum is a much better footballer and should take his spot in the team. That's all there is to it. Apart from he's never played a game for us, nor ever played in the Premier League. He could end up being absolute gash, he wouldn't be the first.

He's more valuable because of it, you nonce.

He was shit in a shit team with a shit manager. He's played well at times for us and is a French International. I don't think he's ever going to be the world's greatest by a long way, and his uninterested manner grinds my gears, but there's no way I'd be selling him for short of £25m. It's 2015 peeps, everyone costs obscene amounts in the Premier League.

such as a one game contract, something like that? He'd have a fucking class game and then sign for Bayern, so nah. 8 yearer imo.

I love me some Abou Diaby. Great signing as long as it's a sensible contract.

I forgot the final for this was in Philly. My social medias and work email are lighting up with cut price final tickets.

Standard hipster gluten allergy http://i.imgur.com/CYcdM6M.jpg

Gluten free cherry bakewell ffs. Stab him.

hahahah totally forgot about this game 4-3? hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa