SEMTEX

they're going in dry

Anyone who wants to sign for us, I don't want on our team.

So is pique total shit then? I think he might be total shit.

My world cup erection had been softening. Not any more. Fully erect.

absolutely fuckin class

where is van bronckhorst

I'm on kitchen cleaning rota this afternoon. That kitchen is gonna be so fucking clean.

Two good games - really open. When are Greece due to bring us down to Earth? Holland will bring you back to earth in an hour or so.. 5 at the back I fear this game is going to be terrible. A not completely sharp Spain, against Holland who will be desperate for 1 point, in the first group game? 0-0 seems likely.

That was a decent game purely because both sides are terrible. Croatia look nailed on for 2nd iyam. Unless they somehow don't get up for the game as much as they did against Brazil.

what nonsense. Cameroon are awful and it's taken them 60 minutes to score. And it's by no means over.

my first stepovers

pansy

refunds all round iyam

Was watching in the break room at work, retired to my desk for the 2nd half. Have my iPad streaming the game. Already got 2 monitors but I fancied a dedicated screen/device. Definitely not even pretending to hide it.

Jesus christ

bah

Although I missed the point when we decided satire didn't have to be remotely funny.

It is being defined as "satire" by the looks of it.

fedback

http://i.imgur.com/fnnR0RE.gif

he's no Cuauhtémoc Blanco

overhearing english work colleague talking to an american about football "one of the players did a bit of flopping in the PK area..." wanted to throw up

I'm also Ghanaian. Ish.

nee sympathy. Someone in the lower leagues would take him in a heartbeat, and if he played well he'd no doubt catch the attention of one the the PL relegation types. No need for him to retire at all, unless he's just completely crippled.