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The humour is as tired as the "this will be a big world cup for Africa" shite that comes around every 4 years. 1 team does moderately well in the groups, then gets knocked out when they have to face someone decent in the knockouts. The rest do fuck all. Nothing will change.

same shite before every World Cup.

he was slow as hell for Philly two years ago.

QATAR

It makes absolute sense to buy a team that's at its lowest stock ever, that is guaranteed to have a solid fan base forever, and inevitably going to be back in the top tier very soon.

This is the MLS thread, not the NASL thread.

ASAP Rocky beat the shit out of some random sound man at an event I went to. He seems quite the chap. http://theboombox.com/aap-rocky-tears-up-fader-fort/

He was brilliant for the majority of his time at Barcelona. I know, I don't get that post at all. Because he hasn't played for Barca since 2010 and was largely woeful for NYRB, perhaps. I know, I'm a genius.

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Why wouldn't you call it iPro Park?

Carroll?

Fortunately we won't see it for too long. Aaaaaand the jinx is complete. .... 7 months tomorrow http://i.imgur.com/35mJlRm.jpg

http://deadspin.com/a-gallery-of-mascots-trying-to-look-serious-1462508926

Nah it's on at 3pm live EST. ESPN2. Mike is just being shit, as per.

How would you say that Chevrolet compares to Sports Direct as a brand? they both peddle low quality tacky shite?

tbh they could've done with investing that money into making a car that can turn a corner / weighs less than 3 ton

I'm only speaking from a personal point of view but I don't watch a match in our stadium and see their signs and suddenly think 'I must pick those cheap shin pads up next time I'm passing SD', in the same way I don't think 'I must change to Barclays Bank' every time I hear about the Premiership or neck a can of Carling every time I hear about the 'Carling Cup'. Perhaps it's part of a wider SD campaign (?) but I think it's affect would be negligible in terms of the bigger picture footfall numbers. That business, in the midst of a recession, was only ever going to grow and rapidly at that. A blind man could see it. Cheap stuff when people have less money, during Olympic time etc. I don't think a boat load of banners at the ground had any bearing on that. It's not meant to be hypnotizing you into immediately dropping a couple grand on Lonsdale Boxers, it's giving you an awareness of the company. So when it comes to you needing X, the first thing you think of is Sports Direct. It's the same as that WEBUYANYCAR bullshit. You hear that filthy fucking advert on the radio, and you hate every cunt responsible for it. But then as soon as you want to get rid of your 30 year old Vauxhall Nova, WEBUYANYCAR DOT COM WEBUYANYCAR DOT COM WEBUYANYCAR DOT COM ANY ANY ANY ANY

They'd already done that in all press intended for non-UK audience, non? (which is probably 0 press)

Barclays pay for advertising rights, Mike Ashley has bought an asset that he can sell. Do not like the comparison.

Would've liked a nice TIMMMBBERRR pun if i'm honest.

I mean, you realise the universe doesn't work like that? You'd inevitably have Wambach calling shotgun devouring a buritto and stinkin the place up.

http://deadspin.com/the-uswnts-bus-broke-down-so-the-players-hitched-a-ri-1462201901 Canny

I'd prefer this, but I expect MYM at right back.

2pts last week i think so shit at getting scores right

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