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Is anyone taking photos?

You've left us no choice other than to get FIFNO involved. And we all know they'll just rule in favour of whoever has donated the most to NO...

There's a reason everyone calls him sicknote after all.

I'd be happier if they just kept running the Premier League during the World Cup. Would make the league table significantly more FUN.

No it wasn't, just the media portrayed it as such. Everyone who saw him before he came out said he was gay. I was being sarcastic.

That's what she said

Settle down Perchy, nobody has bottled anything He's just telling you what's gonna happen to you on the rowdy NO nights out. The last NO night out I went on, about 8 of us ended up behind bars , and boy was it cramped in there.

i want to play i want to play i want to play :'(

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Maybe we should all pay for a few nice advertisements in SJP, anything more than £0 should do it, non?

this better be good. im a little worried.

Dont you remember when he scored that pucka goal against the craayzee gang and that time he gave the ball back cos the keeper was on his arse. He's top clarss and a brilliant geeza to boot. They'd be lucky to have 'im.

Such a thing would be delightful, but you've already got about 6 people dropping out who can't be fucked to drive 4 miles. I can only imagine what the conversion rate would be if people needed to travel 4000 miles. We need someone rich to bankroll all this shit.

I'm thinking I'll "announce" the next game and we can play it at PPL Park, or one of the other deserted MLS stadiums. Assuming the arranger gets to decide which pitch we play on.

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They're trying to get McLeish but he's playing hard ball. Apparently he's waiting for the Man Utd job.

It's just a massive red flag about the confidence of a keeper for me. Immediately showing weakness. Probably better than them scuffing it straight to the other team like, but if they're even vaguely competent, they should take the kick.

Uh oh you'll be like the blue version of Geremi if you're only giving people one chance to get things right, you'll be taking everything. The last time I played for a team properly (about 6 years ago) I used to take more or less every throw on both sides of the pitch, unless somebody wanted to play it quickly. I also took all free kicks from deep, most where a direct shot was possible and was penalty taker. Depending on the keeper I used to do the goal kicks as well. I wouldn't take the free-kicks that were being swung in or corners due to my usefulness in the air. Was it your ball or something? I can remember you having a long throw. Nah, I was just playing really well at the time. My long throw was always a massive weapon. At one stage I was hitting the back post from between the penalty box and the half way line (Delap style) so it got a lot of use. Shoulder is fucked now mind so it's not as good. I've always been clinical on penalties, only ever missed one in a competitive match (in a cup final and we were winning 4-1 at the time). A lot of people can't take or don't want to take deep free-kicks or goal kicks and as I wasn't fussed I always took them, rather that than someone scuffing them to the oppo. It wasn't like I was demanding them and crying off if anyone said something. Deep free kicks Do not care for them one bit. Far too worried about scuffing the ball into the ground and being the only man left defending.

First foul throw, Jagerbomb Second foul throw, tampon soaked in Jager up your arse for the rest of the match Third foul throw, set tampon on fire

ah, you said "our", I assumed you were talking as if we were on the same team, but you're blue. Mystery solved. You're welcome.

so how the fuck was he defending against them? something is awry, and i am to get to the bottom of it

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Lerl. I was quite happy defending against Neesy and Dino last time. Even if I was playing I'm not sure I'd fancy facing someone more able this time round. Wait At some point in the last game, Dino & Neesy was the strike partnership for the reds? Confirm/Deny

That tackle from will Hughes had no purpose other than to clatter oscar. Wouldn't begrudge that kind of shit being a sending off.

Would definitely take him back. We've got absolutely nothing up front. Also, people are kidding themselves if they think Shola isn't getting another year. Especially if we don't sign anyone in January.