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I really didn't mind it. It's much cleaner than the old one...

How come his turrible character barely gets a mention in here? Do people not care if he's a cunt? Do they disagree that he's a cunt? Or do you just think that him being a cunt will be overridden by his "love for the toon"? Personally, I'd prefer we continued going for players who don't end up in court every couple of years on assault charges.

His goals to games ratio at Camp Nou is probably not dissimilar to Messi's tbf. He'd certainly give you 'another option' upfront.

We'll probably have him taking them. Anything more than 10 yards from our goal line will be pumped into the opposition box to our new army of six foot fours.

I for one am looking forward to our lucrative new Port Iret deal.

That's some pretty bleeding edge analysis he's got there. Consider me impressed.

He'd have to double his weight man, not even you could expect that much from him. Although I can see him winning everything with Barcelona within a year or two (thanks to Messi) and then going back to being Brazil and losing himself in the mountains of cocaine. If we get a Ronaldinho kind of deal from him, where we win stuff and still earn back our transfer free when he starts not giving a fuck, I'll be happy. It's a good job you've secured Neymar like, hopefully he'll be the driving force that ends your barren run of 2 weeks without a trophy.

Brazilian footballer got his payday, it's time to buy some massive diamond earrings and eat as much Brazilian Signature Dish as possible. Neymar will be 110 Kg by the time the World Cup comes around.

Young Gary Monk is forcing his way into the starting line up, so they're shopping A-Will to all the tabloids to start a bidding war between Norwich, Hull and Crystal Palace.

Disappointing flip. Admit you didn't realise and move on with your life.

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Never even heard of Vitoria Guimaraes. Must be really shit.

Personally I think Sewelly does it more often, although he's more of a dick than a wanker IMO.

Maximum jealousy lads. Well done the orange. 2 games, 2 away wins! On form for NUFC.

and now a Cobi Jones ad Good close, Fox. Good close.

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Decent game anyway, hope Pep has a thoroughly disgusting season next year and gets sacked before the end of the season

... do you ever support the favourite team?

It's because they're attacking too much.

What the fuck is Schmelzer playing at anyway

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