SEMTEX
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Droggy
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When I play football over here, people keep shouting about screens. I am yet to work out what they're talking about and how it relates to the game I'm playing
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Nice shot
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Best on the pitch in fact. Alves been far better. That's like comparing Superman to Batman. Aye, Batman is so much cooler, it's not even worth talking about.
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... they're playing exactly like Barca play. It's boring. Impressive passing/moving ability, but does nowt for competitive entertainment value. side note: I think I'd be really bad defending against Leo Messi. A lot of my defensive work relies upon the fact that people really aren't that great at football, so I give them time, and let them have the option of taking speculative shots. I don't think this would work with Messi.
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http://www.scannellaleague.it/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Eva-Carneiro.jpg She's from Gibraltar as well ffs. Awesome.
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0-20000000000000000 to Barcelona
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debatably 9 centre mids on the pitch
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Yes, I can see how a miserable saturday afternoon in the arse end of Greater Manchester would be the perfect trial run for a balmy late summers evening in St.Etienne (or some other similar continetal locale). tbh we're more likely to end up in Donetsk, Tel Aviv or Makhachkala. A trip to Wigan sounds about right.
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He looks like a pig.
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Rocker will introduce you to the Canadian Fighter Beer known as Blue Moon. Raises the spirits and keeps the Zombies away. Oldtype has spent time in the States IIRC, which means he's probably already fully aware that Blue Moon is a girl's beer.
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.... Or you could go to Shark Bar and get shitfaced with the lads
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bunch of cunts
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Probably easier for me to get to Reading than Newcastle tbh
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Canny work by reading. Happy with a Southampton Reading promotion pair.
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Right, if we wanted to read the ramblings of random Stoke fans, we'd head to the Stoke forum, or ask Sewelly. If you've got something half-decent to say for yourself, then have a bash. Otherwise, jog on.
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Why do you have to be an established premier league team to play decent football? Swansea are playing their football on the ground and will stay up, Norwich are playing some decent stuff as well. At the end of the day Pulis chose to play this kind of football and the majority of your fans have accepted it (cheering a throw in for fucks sake). I'd have thought Stoke fans would have got used to the comments on their style of play, but obviously not if you have to register onto another teams forum to moan about it. Man up, take part in the discussion or fuck off. It's the same shit they've been peddling for years. Once we're "established" we'll start trying to play football. Bullshit, total bullshit. They've been in the league for 4 years, and have made absolutely zero effort to buy players that will help them become a better footballing side. They've ploughed all their cash into the lankiest fucker around, and they're actively developing a successor to Rory Delap. Oh, and they've spent a fuckload as well, it's not like they're the plucky minnows working on a shoestring budget. TLDR = just a bunch of cunts
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Pilko is fucking shit
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http://i.imgur.com/hgFAV.jpg The Dunk-Contest purist
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From a tweet I read earlier: Wigan (verb) - To do f*** all for prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. eg. I was on weed all year, but Wiganed my exams. That's nicked from someone on here ffs Can't remember who said it though. The first tweeter: https://twitter.com/#!/OSullivanMUFC
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Oh MW
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What an arsehole
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thistastic
