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Precisely. Andy Carroll is probably going to be one of the best strikers in the world. Let's say we spend £25 million on two strikers (which probably won't happen) who's to say they will be as good as he is/could be? So AC will blatantly be one of the best strikers in the world, but "who's to say" if the replacements will have as much potential. "Who's to say" that AC will become the world's best striker?? People are so very blinded with AC. He's not proven by any means, he's just as unproven as any potential replacement.

Or you prefer 35m being spent on making the team stronger in many areas rather than putting all our eggs in one greasy charver basket.

He's not worth it. Suarez was cheaper and is a better player. I'dve taken a swap for Suarez tbh. If Ajax had decided they want Andy Carroll ofc.

I'd welcome Paul Dickov with open arms right now.

Since the 4 or 5 who left when we got relegated, we have sold Geremi & Andy Carroll.

its ok Mikes got £35MILLION That smug American arsehole has everything. 35million quid and he still only rents games.

Defoe wouldn't be the greatest signing, but... I mean... Best, Lovenkrands, Ameobi, Ranger, Kuqi.... that's our strike force. I'd be happy if we signed Steve Bull right now. It'd be a massive improvement.

FFS I didn't know what our next fixture was.

It's ridiculous. The guy was free transferred from Swansea. He maybe the most lovely old man in the world, but he's still a fat old man with little footballing ability. Which I'd prefer to a young man with absolutely no footballing ability. Or the ability to control his limbs. I've just remembered you're from Finland. I will not bother arguing any more. Kuqi is the best striker ever. We should have given him the number 9 and sold all the rest of our strikeforce.

It's ridiculous. The guy was free transferred from Swansea. He maybe the most lovely old man in the world, but he's still a fat old man with little footballing ability. I'd prefer we put Ferguson on for Ranger and fucked around with the formation or something, anything other than putting Kuqi on when we need a goal.

Which mythical striker are we putting on to replace Ranger then?

Fantastic change tbh

Should've been a pen. Fucking Saylor. Total piece of shit.

Howay man, NSFW tags please.

NAR LIKE Edgar is gonna be the next big AMAZING defender man. How DARE you question the GOD that is David Edgar!?

aye but Colo can actually pass the ball and play football a bit. I can't imagine Steven Taylor spraying it around the middle of the park any time soon

Shit. What the fuck is that mess!? What happened to Sholaface!?

watching the mackems game now, that Shorey OG was a bullet. Fantastic.

Decent chance with fairly poor shot by Torres. It's weird, when he's managed to actually control the ball, he's decent, until he shoots, when he just gives it to the keeper. Aaaand another chance for Torres made by Yossi, probably should've scored.

Decent spell for Wigan in last 5 minutes.

Sunderland getting relegated would be a better result. Miracles can happen.

Onside, completely unmarked, easy as fuck... misses the ball when trying to control it, ball bounces through to Al-Habsi. Guess who?

tbf, Torres had his arm in Al-Habsi's face when Al-Habsi flapped at the corner that lead to the Malouda goal. Probably should get an assist for that.

Malouda GOAL and a fucking awful scrappy piece of shit at that.

Torres just did something that looked good taking on two players, but his shot was fucking awful. He just rolled the ball to the keeper. Side footed it, the keeper had to wait a second before slowly lying down to save the ball.