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Been done. Was also very obvious from the first line. You've let yourself down.

aye right, you're not fooling anyone

I see no issue with this. Harper Simpsons Willi Colo Enrique Barton Nolan Best Ameobi Ranger Lovenkrands Best and Lovenkrands can drop deep and run at the fullbacks from wide. I like it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/7944169/Newcastle-United-v-Wolverhampton-Wanderers-match-preview.html http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01861/pards_1861694c.jpg

Personally, I think he's both.

Well if that is indeed the case, those people need putting down.

What kind of point is that meant to be anyway? He doesn't "willingly fail"?! Of course he doesn't willingly fucking fail. Jesus H. It's hardly a golden review. Some people have low standards if all they wish for in an owner is someone who'll not intentionally fail.

somebody get this lad a medal

Until he glasses his next random and gets sent down. Probably later tonight.

I'll pick you up on the way!

LIAR! I've played FM2011. He's fucking shit.

It makes the match so much more interesting when the big names aren't playing. The problem is that the squad isn't exactly ripe with players I'm actually interested in. Woo-hoo, we'll get to see Joleon Lescott strut his stuff. I can barely contain myself.

Oh my fucking god. I've never felt so guilty. I'm sorry Kansas. I'm sorry for what we're about to do to the future of your Football Club. Sorry.

I'm going to Utah like 3 days later too... I could extend my trip to have a stop off in Kansas maybe?

It's the day before my birthday. Jeepers.

If they come to Philadelphia I will actually ejaculate. WHO WOULD I SUPPORT!? omfggggggggggg (Newcastle obviously, but maybe I'd fashion some multi-team shirt...)

If they play in NY we can both go, selfish.

I didn't. How'd he do? Hopefully NUFC come east coast. Pleaseeee.

The president of KC tweeted it. I assume he wasn't kidding!

22hr drive for me..

Were playing Sporting KC in the summer.

KC owner announced were playing them in the summer... Trip to kansas anyone??!

Nobodys getting on a high horse, just a discussion. Can you see any long term benefits in employing this approach? Not really, but then again it depends if we use it as a springboard to greater success. Like Spurs have done. Aye, it's the property ladder man. You buy a fixer upper, they bang in a few goals, then you sell em on and buy a bigger fixer upper. Rinse & Repeat. I don't see a problem with the theory at all. The problem is how the theory will be applied by the fat CUNT in charge.

top of the league man

Go into central London and you'll see why. Swear there's one every 80 yards in places. Fantastic justification for hatred there like.