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I'm not even sure who won the League Cup this year ffs. I think it was Man Utd, but I'm maybe 65% sure.

embarrassing Geordie stereotype.

Who the fuck is Wigpill Byker?

That treviso shirt is available in too big a size for me. But the QPR away shirt is basically the same kit. Temptation.

The clearance section is the best as far as I'm concerned. Loads of brand new shirts from 2005ish for £11? Must have.

I reckon you're pretty tall, fair haired and have a pretty broad geordie accent.

Admit it. You've chosen to be disabled, where as we knife armed folk have chosen to be super human killing machines.

I've popped your shitty cripple tyres though haven't I?

I accidentally put a £5 free bet on Murray to win Wimbledon.

You just threaten one of those leg-wheel freaks with your massive knife arms. Make them clean your knives. Make them lick it clean. Same theory with arse-wiping.

Classic football shirts clearance section!

Knives for arms ffs. You're basically asking a) Do you want to be a one-man killing machine or b) Would you like to be disabled

Such interesting logic. Maybe some people really, really don't care about the LC, but I just don't rate it highly. It doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it / want to go to the final. Also, it would be very naive to think 1 league cup win would 'get the press off our back'

Newcastle winning the League Cup is the question.

I don't see how this can be a negative point for England, yet not even mentioned as a negative for Newcastle.

I'm not sure their weight gain/loss is entirely revolved around this game like. Saying that, I'm not eating for the next 2 weeks. That'll get my fitness up

You reckon he's more of a Dani Alves type?

Having decided that my managerial brain is equal to Dunga's, I have decided on the relative brazilian player for each team member. Gorilla - Julio Cesar Dino - Maicon (sorry Dino), NUT - Juan, Heza - Lucio, Davey - Michele Bastos Slim - Elano, Neil - Felipe Melo, Rocker - Gilberto Silva, Disco - Kaka Burnip - Robinho Venkman - Luis Fabiano Sub: Chris - Kleberson

And? Who cares about the reputation the trophy has? What do you want your club to win? The champions league? The Premier League? Well, you might have chosen the wrong club to support then. So you just want to win so you can get something shiny? No. But didn't you also celebrate the Championship win? I would agree with your point if we were talking about a Amsterdam pre season tournament which nobody cared about. I never said I wouldn't celebrate a League Cup win, but I wouldn't celebrate it more than an England World Cup win.

What is the difference like? The League cup is a major trophy, if we won that I would be fucking elated! We've won fuck all for 41 years and people are saying no to the Carling Cup, Jesus Christ. It just doesn't and never will have the same magic or prestige. As opposed to what, fuck all? I don't understand any Newcastle United fan who claims they would turn down the League Cup. So what if it isn't as popular amongst other fans as the FA Cup or the Premiership, we have been starved of success, the League Cup would end our horrific trophyless run and would shut the cunts who mock our club up. As opposed to the World Cup for England?! i.e. the question at the top of the page.

And? Who cares about the reputation the trophy has? What do you want your club to win? The champions league? The Premier League? Well, you might have chosen the wrong club to support then. So you just want to win so you can get something shiny?

This. And this goes with any Nation imo. (In case somebody supports Ireland, Italy or some strange little Islands) I'm not fussed about England, but this is total bullshit tbh. Turboshit is what it is. your turboshit international football is on it's last legs at this time, especially when most of the top club sides in europe are 10x better than their retrospective teams You're, YOU'RE. How many fucking times can you get it wrong. And you're point is totally irrelevant.

A trophy means nothing without reputation. The League Cup has little to no reputation, therefore I don't really care about winning it nearly as much as a competition with reputation - FA Cup, Premier League, World Cup.

This. And this goes with any Nation imo. (In case somebody supports Ireland, Italy or some strange little Islands) I'm not fussed about England, but this is total bullshit tbh. Turboshit is what it is.

So vote 'England' I voted England. League Cup is shit and NUFC is a soulless shitpalace.