SEMTEX

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meh

What's with the "Iam"? I am getting the feeling its a secret code. Something that will show that this is all a piss take.

Is this done yet?

But, but... it's Saturday!

The point is, they don't need him. Barry, De Jong, Kompany and Johnson can all fulfill that role. Mind, Alonso and Barry could be great together. Kompany will go in defence, Barry will play alongside him, De Jong will provide depth to the squad and Johnson will go to the pub, like he's been doing all fucking year. Quite how anyone even considers Michael Johnson as a footballer anymore is beyond me.

Stoitchkov, Lineker, Beardsley. Ameobi? Cort? ffs

Sweet, introduce yourself if you see my sexy grill. There's a photo somewhere... http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,62837.msg1914861.html#msg1914861 I will be wearing that kit.. probably. I am bringing 7 NUFC shirts with me. Mainly to clothe the various American girls (and dude) that will be attending with me. Still, not much room left in my bag for anything else.

Are there any UBER committed people around there interested in joining a Times Fantasy League? It will involve us drafting our players in a thread from the start of next week. We can't have the same players in that league. It has a really good points system, but it needs you to be active re:banter and transfers amongst ourselves. Looking for another 4 players.

Just noticed this HILARIOUS comment from Toure about all the big players leaving Arsenal... "Thierry Henry, Patrick Vieira and Ray Parlour have gone. We lost too many leaders at Arsenal."

Now there's a surprise!

Press Conference, 3pm.

Spell it the normal way, Besiktas. If you are sure the club will be sold tomorrow, why does your "ITK" tell you the things about Coloccini, Beye, Bassong and Geremi? If the club is sold, why do the old owners keep selling players?... Answer that one! To make it more attractive to buyers with a lower wage bill. Jesus it's common sense. It's also playing the odds I'd say. The likelihood of an owner coming in and saying that his masterplan was to base the team around Geremi is fairly slim.

The problem with selling anyone to Villa is that they wont be sold until 23:53 on the last day of the transfer window, so don't expect anything soon.

Crack is nothing compared to the shit we've been hittin

Why are you more believable than Thomo? If his ITK says there is a Press Conference, lets keep the faith. There are no words :lol: I'm loving this tbh

That not what my mate said.

Why are you more believable than Thomo? If his ITK says there is a Press Conference, lets keep the faith.

I completely understand his role on talk sport. He is there entirely to be a contrary twat, which annoys people and leads them to call in and call him a stupid cunt. But surely he's meant to stay within the realms of believability?

So, how far into the Press Conference are people going to apologise to Thomo?

I've heard the same from a mate at work, so there might be some truth in the rumours?! :omg: :thup: :thup:

There is no press conference!! Prove it!!

I'm going to wait outside of SJP to see if David Craig will interview me. Someone update the thread title.

I think this is pretty much confirmed now. Well chuffed tbh. Finally!

Or we'll announce at noon on Tuesday that Shearer is manager and his first act as new chief is to sign Leo Messi. For £5m. On £5k p/w. Aye see thats about as likely to happen as the takeover. You're so negative. mackem