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SEMTEX

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  1. Drogba turn and strike... i thought it was in, even screamed a little and did the beginning of a jaunty hustle.
  2. West Ham fans going "Whhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyyy" after Drogba blazes one over the bar from 25yards. Oh, and they're 3-1 down.
  3. i remember his sterling performances for leverkusen against us. i get the feeling he's already given all he can give for our cause.
  4. just watching West Ham 0-0 Chelsea, it just seems ridiculous that this West Ham squad is getting relegated. Theyve got far too much mid table quality to be going down. Well done pards. Blackburn 1-0 Watford (samba)
  5. tbh, you'll probably have to book now for them to still be cheap!
  6. i put Jol because he seems to be competant and not a cunt. It seems to be hard to be a likeable manager nowadays.
  7. cos that would mean Sunderland would have Roeder in charge
  8. would play 7 a-side if i was you, the low quality of 11-a-side normally means for absolute shit matches. Yep, low level 11-a-side tends to involve little skill and a lot of paniced hoofing! didn't suit your game either then? i was absolutely useless at the '1 second on the ball, hoof it up the pitch and hope for the best' game.
  9. ... i'd be suprised if the bird in sports soccer gets to spend an hour stitching on your SHEARER 9 while everyone else queues up behind you tbh. "i want Vennegoor of Hesselink 10 please" i got a nederland top from subside and it just said Hesselink. Was gutted. Fuck knows how they'd fit it all on a Small Holland top mind.
  10. No, I despise cleaning tbh so does he! why do you think he invented all those handy products.
  11. ... i'd be suprised if the bird in sports soccer gets to spend an hour stitching on your SHEARER 9 while everyone else queues up behind you tbh.
  12. would play 7 a-side if i was you, the low quality of 11-a-side normally means for absolute shit matches.
  13. It's as likely as you sucking cock for money. So that'll be a yes then You would bum men then. Interesting. so you would actually suck cock for money? so you would actually suck cock for fun?
  14. It's as likely as you sucking cock for money. So that'll be a yes then you would start bumming blokes just because there were no living women? .......... gay. The alternative is becoming the most boring c*nt in the pub apparently. He wouldn't want that. heaven forbid! im sure i'd be able to entertain the whole of the vic with my necrophile capers tbh
  15. It's as likely as you sucking cock for money. So that'll be a yes then you would start bumming blokes just because there were no living women? .......... gay.
  16. im still sticking with my Arsenal choice, but it'd be such a vague preference. I'm getting so bored of the modern game that I could fairly comfortably sack it all in. I blame KK, he gave me expectations of excitement in football.
  17. whats the situation with our moon? has it gone awol? It's going to blow up too. Stick to the question. Can we build a new Moon, and live there? We can live on another moon, just not ours. I'd go for Titan. bugger. I reckon i'd goto Phobos.
  18. whats the situation with our moon? has it gone awol?
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