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This should be on every page like.

The one I had in the summer of 2011 has just made its return.

Sissoko's basically said in that video that the PL is a league which is most suited to his ability. He also said that we're a club that would get the best out of him. So aye, by the sounds of things, he's pretty much confirmed that he's coming here. Fantastic

The Bordeaux fans reckon they're doomed...

Has someone spiked Ashley's drink? We're going in for another player?! Squad depth is well and truly top of the agenda and I'm all for it. Bring him in!

Welcome aboard Massadio Nice to know that our squad depth is ever increasing. If this also allows Fergie to get some much needed first team experience on loan in the Championship then it's a win-win situation. Best of luck to this new lad though.

Might as well just take the French national team's kit and slap our logo on it. It's one of the nicest kits anyway. J'aime ça

I'm not bothered at all about the influx of French players. We've clearly been scouting them for some time and so must have some quality in them. As long as they produce the goods on the pitch, I'm a happy man. Vive la France!

Well I was fooled when I first read this thread earlier in the afternoon. I spread this "news" around the office and they were equally as bemused as I was, almost a sign of mass hysteria!

If there is indeed a press conference tomorrow then that will reveal all. As always I shall look to this thread for updates. Worried is the description I'm looking for at the moment.

Canny.

Sorry Skirge, going a bit off topic there but what are you trying to say in your sig? I can't make grammatical sense of it Well used google translate so god knows if its right "sign everyone" signer tous les français! This would do nicely too actually

Sorry Skirge, going a bit off topic there but what are you trying to say in your sig? I can't make grammatical sense of it Well used google translate so god knows if its right "sign everyone" Ah, I'd change it to "Signer tous les joueurs" (sign all the players)

Sorry Skirge, going a bit off topic there but what are you trying to say in your sig? I can't make grammatical sense of it

That ballboy's Twitter The youth of today man.

Canny news, bienvenue Yoan

My Arsenal supporting mate being one of them - he pretty much wrote him off after a few games.

I suggested to my manager (Preston fan) today that Preston should take Sammy on loan. He rejected my suggestion straightaway Sammy isn't rated in my office.

Agree with every single word there. Williamson is clearly a limited player but he always gave it his all and has always been the constant professional. Yes he is a 4th choice CB at best at a club like this but I'm pretty much happy for him to stay at the club for the foreseeable future.

Fair play to Bradford. Massive fair play, don't care much for the city but that is a mighty achievement...League Cup finalists man

I'm much prefer to see Marveaux start like.

Well then, I'm just going to have a lie down.

Two years in the waiting. Finally!

Now that the players we need look to be on their way, it really is make or break time for Mr Pardew.

Fantastic :D