Sifu

So I hear Debuchy and Ben Arfa have been linking up well. Surely a sign of things to come?!

So, that's the first half then. Ukraine have been the better team imo, we've had a few decent chances but nowt to really scare the Ukranian defence.

I see, well there's no way we would pay that!

Any more "updates" on this apart from what was reported last night?

I think we would pay that as well. Aye, it is a reasonable price for an international fullback. The supposed £4 million bid we've put in is a bit a of a joke like

He finally starts!

That's the spirit Stifler.

That'll do. Young better step it up tomorrow, been really shite so far.

Hmmm, looks like this is the real deal then. Can't say I've seen much of him mind but I do trust our scouts' judgement. Maybe I'm kidding myself but still can't see Ba leaving. I would see de Jong as an addition rather than a replacement.

The thing is, Sky are just as bad as any other rumour place. "Sky sources" ffs.

And there we go.

It's definitely not a wind up, i saw the lass on ss news report it with my own eyes but for some reason its not on the breaking news strap but just the usual white strap when it comes round to football... Probably one of those "SSN sources understand..." things?

SSN have shown themselves to be unreliable in the past when it comes to transfer rumours...

Great goal from Mario.

Ah, Keith's lost it.

And Jonathan Walters has just come on for yous, haha.

Given needs to buy new gloves.

Epic lulz if that happens. Too epic. Would literally piss my pants if it happens.

Italy score.

Oh Shay.

Ireland's not doing too badly like.

Yeah was thinking the same. Usually every tournament, there's one completely mad referee who has a comedy shocker. Still time for that to happen like! First game had a bit of that. Indeed but nothing like Howard Webb's performance in the World Cup Final...

Yeah was thinking the same. Usually every tournament, there's one completely mad referee who has a comedy shocker. Still time for that to happen like!

but imagine how proud you'd be to see them both move to man u Tears of joy.

Would absolutely love it if Debuchy joins because of Cabaye