Sifu

Regarding France and their underperforming ways, is it the case that egos have again got in the way?

Are we going to see a Louis Saha-Emile Heskey strike partnership next season? Progress.

Wow, what a goal that was from Zlatan. Wonderful technique.

Well done England

Good hit.

Unsurprising post really.

Ah, here comes Theo.

Milner's first good cross of the tournament.

For decoration.

That's over the line!

Fucking hell.

That's three assists in three games now. Fair play.

Thank you keeper.

Good old Wayne.

Not particularly. Debuchy is playing well, aside from one cross. The entire first half was Nasri, Ribery and Benzema passing to one another. Oh...

So I hear Debuchy and Ben Arfa have been linking up well. Surely a sign of things to come?!

So, that's the first half then. Ukraine have been the better team imo, we've had a few decent chances but nowt to really scare the Ukranian defence.

I see, well there's no way we would pay that!

Any more "updates" on this apart from what was reported last night?

I think we would pay that as well. Aye, it is a reasonable price for an international fullback. The supposed £4 million bid we've put in is a bit a of a joke like

He finally starts!

That's the spirit Stifler.

That'll do. Young better step it up tomorrow, been really shite so far.

Hmmm, looks like this is the real deal then. Can't say I've seen much of him mind but I do trust our scouts' judgement. Maybe I'm kidding myself but still can't see Ba leaving. I would see de Jong as an addition rather than a replacement.

The thing is, Sky are just as bad as any other rumour place. "Sky sources" ffs.