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Douglas. http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/the-it-crowd/series-2/episode-1/the-it-crowd-s2e1-20081218145040-0_625x352.jpg

Nope.

A parody account, surely? Having said that, there are a few genuine idiots on Twitter...

Really hope this is true. £5 million is a reasonable fee and Douglas is just the player we need. A Colo-Douglas CB partnership would be brilliant and they would complement each other very nicely. Plus, with Saylor and Williamson as backup, think we'll be alright for options at CB (with Streete and [potentially] Good in there too, if need be).

I've said this before but I will say it again, all the best to the man. Will never forget his contribution in the Championship - his goals were key to our promotion and for that he will forever have my respect. It's a shame he wasn't good enough for the PL but ah well. Thanks Peter.

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Bye Bye. Wooop

Seems reasonable enough but can't see how we would finance such a deal - don't want to to say it but the only way I can see this properly happen is if we cash in on one of our first teamers...(I sincerely hope this won't be the case).

Twitter was at it all afternoon.

He came off the bench against Fulham at SJP. Almost f***ed up a 2-0 lead When he lost the ball in our half, urgh scary stuff.

Ashley's negotiating technique: "He doesn't know how to haggle..."

Can you imagine the reaction if we did

I've got one more can of Strongbow in the fridge, guess tonight's as good as reason as any to crack it open. Thank fuck we're finally getting rid of him. First half of the Championship aside, he's really done fuck all and has been comfortably one of the worst players to put on a black and white shirt in recent memory.

Too early to judge Elliott for me but we could do with another keeper with Sodeberg going and Harper getting on. I'm basing this on nothing but think Harper has just about enough left to do a decent enough job as a number 2...

Aye, can certainly see Abeid getting his run of games next season but I wouldn't be too opposed to him going out on loan either. As long as we can recall him, it'll be a good deal for all concerned.

You crossed a line when you decided to quote cwarr07.

Job should be a Good'un.

Sooooo, Luuk de Jong. We're really serious about getting this lad in aren't we? 12.5 million euros is quite a bit of money like (by Ashley's standard anyway!). The prospect of having 3 top class strikers in our squad, it's really fwap-worthy. Oh btw, don't think I can handle it if we manage to get both de Jong and Douglas, haha!

I hear he's good at keepy uppies.

Way to ruin Southampton's kit.

Definitely. Really p*ssed off with Del Bosque's tactics and Spain's, what is now to me, boring football. Hope Balotelli does them.

is out in the cinemas this week.

Best of luck to him, Reading have just got a good player on their hands.

IMO, he definitely thrives on being the main man so can certainly see him getting the goals Blackburn needs to get them back up to the PL.

Good omen