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The thing for Sunderland fans to be worried about is that he needs to buy strikers, and he's f***ing disastrous at spotting them. When we were needing goals to push on and try to break the top four, his idea of striker purchases was Marlon f***ing Harewood, and then Emile f***ing Heskey. The only reason he got Carew in (who did well) was because Lyon rang up and offered him for Baros. I absolutely guarantee you, he'll sign some really s**** UK based striker (doesn't shop abroad - bought about 30 players at Villa, 2 of whom were playing outside the UK, one of those was a rookie keeper, and the other was Carew), and the Sunderland fans will start back tracking along the lines of "well, Harewood has been s*** everywhere else, but I only really care what he does in a Sunderland shirt". I also flag up now the availability of Emile Shitting Heskey on a free transfer this summer. If I were a Sunderland fan, I wouldn't be excited about the transfer window, I'd be shitting my pants. Oh? In that case, this summer is going to be fun, I really hope O'Neill gives Emile the call!

About the banner idea, please don't make one! I can understand the reasons for doing so but really if the game doesn't go our way then we would look like real fools.

Oh, this has reminded me to put Ben Arfa in my starting lineup (had him on the bench last week, thought I'd put him in my XI!).

wont be anything close, just a few boos when he comes on, not greeting every touch. Guess we'll see on Sunday. Don't think he'll get a mixed reception as such (like the article on the previous page suggests), but I do think that he's going to get a very bad reception from our lot.

I wonder if Carroll will get a reception akin to what Owen received last season......

Wouldn't be surprised if some of them had actually done this.

Penny dropping about Marty Ziff not being the bestest manager ever? The wheels are well and truly off.

Gets better with every replay.

They're not seriously blaming a near-full stadium for tonight? Apparently they don't perform when the stadium is full According to that, they should f***ing win the league Oh my :lol:

They're seriously blaming a near-full stadium () for tonight?

Nice. Completely outclassed tonight, Everton probably should have scored 4/5 goals tbh. Still, the mackems got what they deserved. Vaughan's own goal :lol:

Nice.

The Stracq is on.

More class from the mackems. Larsson booked.

Bardsley's lost it too.

Good save from Mignolet tbf.

Ah man, Jelavic should have scored there!

Yep, an inspired substitution. Hahahaha!

:lol:

Booo. Double. Double booo.

Booo.

Nope Carroll has 5 in 31 appearances. Whereas Cissé has 5 PL goals in 6 appearances. Nice.

Well this has gone well, let's hope Everton can get an early second goal.

Just saw Flamingo Land being advertised on the hoardings. Canny place tbh.