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It's Peter Drury tonight. Still willing. ITV's commentary is the worst like.

It's Peter Drury tonight.

Robinho should have done better there.

To Chris Hughton too. Just about the icing on the cake.

Surely there would have been massive clues which would have helped to ascertain your location? (The lack of Chinese waiters/waitresses for example!)

Would be funny to see West Ham miss out on automatic promotion. Would be even funnier if they fuck up in the playoffs. All that money.........just wasted!

My most random post of the day: When I was working at my parents' Chinese takeaway, a customer tried to order some poppadoms. I laughed.

This was the exact Hoddle quote:

Liverpool could beat us 10-0 and we've still proved him wrong. True enough but I just don't like the idea of such a banner when there's still 8 games left! Ian W's got it right, if we win, I'm sure we'll give Jose an appropriate send off - just have to think of a chant really..... I think a cheeky "You should have stayed at a big club" would do. Yeah, that sounds good.

Liverpool could beat us 10-0 and we've still proved him wrong. True enough but I just don't like the idea of such a banner when there's still 8 games left! Ian W's got it right, if we win, I'm sure we'll give Jose an appropriate send off - just have to think of a chant really.....

The thing for Sunderland fans to be worried about is that he needs to buy strikers, and he's f***ing disastrous at spotting them. When we were needing goals to push on and try to break the top four, his idea of striker purchases was Marlon f***ing Harewood, and then Emile f***ing Heskey. The only reason he got Carew in (who did well) was because Lyon rang up and offered him for Baros. I absolutely guarantee you, he'll sign some really s**** UK based striker (doesn't shop abroad - bought about 30 players at Villa, 2 of whom were playing outside the UK, one of those was a rookie keeper, and the other was Carew), and the Sunderland fans will start back tracking along the lines of "well, Harewood has been s*** everywhere else, but I only really care what he does in a Sunderland shirt". I also flag up now the availability of Emile Shitting Heskey on a free transfer this summer. If I were a Sunderland fan, I wouldn't be excited about the transfer window, I'd be shitting my pants. Oh? In that case, this summer is going to be fun, I really hope O'Neill gives Emile the call!

About the banner idea, please don't make one! I can understand the reasons for doing so but really if the game doesn't go our way then we would look like real fools.

Oh, this has reminded me to put Ben Arfa in my starting lineup (had him on the bench last week, thought I'd put him in my XI!).

wont be anything close, just a few boos when he comes on, not greeting every touch. Guess we'll see on Sunday. Don't think he'll get a mixed reception as such (like the article on the previous page suggests), but I do think that he's going to get a very bad reception from our lot.

I wonder if Carroll will get a reception akin to what Owen received last season......

Wouldn't be surprised if some of them had actually done this.

Penny dropping about Marty Ziff not being the bestest manager ever? The wheels are well and truly off.

Gets better with every replay.

They're not seriously blaming a near-full stadium for tonight? Apparently they don't perform when the stadium is full According to that, they should f***ing win the league Oh my :lol:

They're seriously blaming a near-full stadium () for tonight?

Nice. Completely outclassed tonight, Everton probably should have scored 4/5 goals tbh. Still, the mackems got what they deserved. Vaughan's own goal :lol:

Nice.

The Stracq is on.

More class from the mackems. Larsson booked.

Bardsley's lost it too.