Sifu

Good goal tbf but fuck's sake.

Ah fuck.

Buffon's understudy has been unconvincing thus far...

Argh.

I saw the word "Purloined", haha. Not even sure what it means! Stupid auto correct. We've all been there with autocorrect!

I saw the word "Purloined", haha.

Need to bring Gary in from the dugout.

Phil Neville sounds ready for bed.

For some reason, every time anyone has a strike on goal for us from outside the box, I'm confident of it going in. Must be the camera angle.

What?! You know what I mean

No Mike, England Thread please!

Fuck, thought that was in!

Meh.

Always speaks a lot of sense though.

Rio getting carried away already.

As ever, going to be shit scared of what Glen Johnson does at RB, by far our weak link.

England have been boring for the last decade man.

Brilliant performance from Costa Rica. Uruguay can f*** off.

Deserved red.

Suarez haha.

Get in!

Ooof.

!!!

Wooop.

Just remembered something my workmate told me yesterday - he doesn't see what's wrong with Adrian Chiles and thinks he's a decent presenter...