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That would mean both Santon and Raylor out of position though, tbf. FWIW, if Raylor went CB and Santon LB, only Raylor would be out of position. Raylor is not a LB. Raylor at CB *shudders*

Boohoo Patrice, cry me a fucking river.

Bloody hell

The guy's a fool.

There's the matter of goal difference?

5 ½ tears IIRC. Tidied.

5 ½ years IIRC. Ta. He should really make a New Year's Resolution - stop drinking and stop going out so much in 2012 otherwise the next 4 and a half years will be crap.

How long is Carroll's contract again?

That's very interesting indeed. Hmmm.

Oh dear.

form wise aye, their performances have been patternless and a bit blackpoolish if less gung ho. From what I've seen of them, they have played some decent stuff at times. I just worry because of our defensive situation atm!

me ? Christmas Tree.

Norwich have been decent at home. Don't underestimate them.

@sharpeangle William Hill Sir Alex 5/2 to quit before start of next season with William Hill who make United 2/5 to win nothing at all this season. #Man U

Could this mean teams like Stoke - who've been working their balls off since the very early stages of the Europa - now face being ignored as TV channels opt for the two 'glamour' clubs? More than likely.

@McNallyMirror Brian McNally Fergie banned journos when he got upset over being quizzed over 2 Manc clubs struggling to make CL last 16.Apology from the red-faced one?

My mate's Facebook status: "meh bored of the champions league thought we'd try the europa for a giggle"

Definitely. What did he say this time? Forgot actually, something pro-Man U. Tyldesley is clearly devastated that Man U are out.

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definitely.

3 minutes to hold on.....

Hold on lads, please!