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@MsiDouglas Mark Douglas No striker incomings at #NUFC, it seems. :rant: :rant:

@lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Now been told Newcastle United have completed their business in the window. Basically, we've signed no-one today I reckon. ARGH!!!!!

It's not his fault Still a c*** though.

Why would he sign for Twente, he already plays for them Ryder obviously means Fulham. Or he's a moron Indeed.

that doesn't make sense though so i'll discount it. Good plan.

Why would he sign for Twente, he already plays for them Ryder obviously means Fulham.

@lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Bryan Ruiz has not signed for Twente yet but is close. Ruiz keen on move to #Fulham - is there a late twist?

@lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Bryan Ruiz has not signed for Twente yet but is close. Ruiz keen on move to #Fulham - is there a late twist?

@MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Gulp. Brace yourself #NUFC fans...

Same here!

:frantic:

SWP about to sign for QPR.

Helicopter has been moved!

David Craig time.

I thought I was the only one!

:omg:

Seatbelt problem

Harry Redknapp in the car!

Beckford joins Leicester.

Good signing for them IMO. Which is why it's annoying that they've managed to get him in while we haven't.

Not funny.

Ah F*** sake!!

Don't mind that at all.