Sifu

Plenty of Toon supporters over here. I recently referred to the (American) football field as "the pitch" and got blank, confused stares. Aye, there's a good following over in the US. It's just that it's the first time I've actually seen the term "locker room" used to describe the dressing/changing room in football.

That lad needs to calm down.

Sorry but "locker room".

Reet: Optimistic view: top 9 Realistic view: mid-table Pessimistic view: 17th

Ha, indeed.

Or Carlton Cole.

Totally unnecessary and highlights why we're better off without him, regardless of his contribution on the pitch. Used to really like you Joey... He's right though....

He's bang on.

@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Nice to see MA and DL come through with their promise to reinvest AC money, 59m net profit from transfers in last 5 seasons.....ambition???

Disgusting

Diouf? No thanks.

To think that for me, we were a striker and a backup CB away from a decent transfer window.

Situ went to Swansea.

Will definitely need to be given some time when he does come back. But looking forward to seeing him back!

Merieles signs for Chelsea!

Confirmed, year long loan

Hopefully the Bendtner deal falls through.......

Transfer window is officially shut.