Sifu

Precisely.

Samaras? Fail.

Aye, that would be somewhat acceptable....

@SkySports Sky Sports Skysports.com understands Blackburn are in pole position to sign in-demand Birmingham defender Scott Dann. bit.ly/oLcmtE

In the Yohan Cabaye thread? Bit like Shane Ferguson in the Davide Santon thread.

That'll be why we had a kid that's never played a senior game on the bench at the weekend then. Then why loan out Forster? Also, Harper is only injured for a short while. This guy is unlikely to get near the starting 11. He's what, 3rd or 4th choice? We don't even have ONE LB. From Forster's point of view, you can see that the bench wasn't going to be the best option for him career wise. Couldn't really see him get the nod ahead of Krul either.

I was confident yesterday that we would get him in. Guess I shouldn't get my hopes up with this regime.

Indeed he is but he describes himself as an "unorthodox Muslim" - he only prays once a day.

Probably a Giggs:

Leicester have made a bid for Andy Johnson according to Sky Sports sources.

Chamakh would an absolute s*** signing. No thanks.

:omg:

Good luck sitting on the bench

Perfect experienced head to get the team buzzing again.

Like others have said, he must have a pretty good idea of what we are offering. Probably thinks it's a Premier League wage the daft t***. Uh oh.

Gyan is a disgrace, came back from summer way overweight and should be docked his wages till he loses at least a stone. He scored 10 goals in 20 starts last season so know he has the ability but he has been very unprofesional the condition he has come back in. Don't think you can call Wickham, he aint even started a game for us yet so that would just be daft, he is still learning. Any ideas who you'd like to sign? Would you go for a Gyan swap deal with Crouch or Pav if it was at all possible? Also, do you not think Bruce is being a right div by going on and on about poor finishing after every single game? Not only does it potentially destroy player confidence but - similar to the injuries craic last season - players will latch on to any excuse not to put a shift in if you give it to them on a plate. I'd only go for Gyan swap deal if it involved Defoe. I can't see Gyan going tbh, think it's too late in the window now. I think we need someone up top who is capable of holding the ball up and letting either Gyan or Sessegnon play off them, Gyan is not capable of playing up front on his own, ball just bounces off him. I'd like to see someone like Pavlychenko(sp) or Bendtner. Yes, it won't inspire confidence if the manager is constantly putting them down in interviews. I couldn't believe after the game on Saturday that Bruce came out in a BBC interview and actually said "if Benty was still here, we would have won the game. Unbelievable. Wow. Yeah, you're right - that's really f***ing bad. Bloody hell

He's looked pretty strong every time I've seen him play. Still young so in time, he will improve and probably bulk up a bit in the process. We'll see.

A free?! Seriously?

Hope we actually are....