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He's probably off to another club (on loan/permanent) before the US tour anyway.

f***'s sake. It's one thing making up transfer rumours, claiming to actually sign a player himself is going too far. And nice to see QPR assembling a relegation-class squad.

Aye Well I was wrong. But having looked into this whole visa issue, apparently the ESTA lasts for two years? If that's so, shouldn't be a problem with Barton getting a visa - business/pleasure reasons. (I could be talking a load of bollocks though, was looking through the regulations at 3am this morning).

Should be a good watch But don't really expect Pardew to add anything new transfer wise.

What The Prophet said.

So there's still a faint heartbeat with this. Not entirely confident that we'll get him in the end like. Might be best to move on.

I'm honestly getting bored/sick and tired of this. The best course of action now is to sell him unfortunately.

Nope, can't see any positives from this. It would make the PL absolutely boring for one thing.

Not liking the thread's title change I'm going to take it as a pinch of salt. This essentially stemmed from the Echo, hardly an inspiring source imo.

Aye

Clyne would be a good signing. Would give Simpson good competition (should still be our first choice RB next season though imo).

Still think it's the same person as Colin

Special1 TV when Dave is on is brilliant.

Unfortunately there will be a few gullible folk who think he is actually an ITK

If he somehow gets lucky and manages to get something right, he's going to make an absolute big deal out of it

We need some holy water.

:omg:

I'm still going to keep my signature for the time being like

@MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Pardew's forthright take on the striker hunt, Erdinç & Enrique in the Journal tomorrow. #nufc 9 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Bit far, even for you. I concur. Bit of an exaggeration