Sifu

:omg:

I'm still going to keep my signature for the time being like

@MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Pardew's forthright take on the striker hunt, Erdinç & Enrique in the Journal tomorrow. #nufc 9 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Bit far, even for you. I concur. Bit of an exaggeration

Dont be fooled into thinking he'll be back up: i) Jose will go late in the window. ii) We wont have time to get in a replacement. iii) Naylor will be first choice LB with no senior cover. Call that pessimistic if you will, but its by far the most likely outcome. I can actually see that happening tbh.....

West Ham are close to signing Eidur Gudjohnsen.

Hope so. F***ing hate Warnock.

Aye, I think so too.

That really is a huge sigh of relief.

Hmmm, the white shorts don't seem to complement the orange strip (especially with the diagonal black strips).

Ledley King has had successful knee surgery.

I'm tempted.

Not sure if I can afford to go to the Leeds game now

What Dave and Sewelly said.

Wouldn't mind Kranjcar at all being here.

Yep.

That would be quite epic.

This.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2013660/Lee-Cattermole-upset-John-OShea-new-Sunderland-captain.html One of the poorest articles I've read to date (shouldn't come as a surprise with this being the Daily Mail).

I'd be happy with anything £2 million +.

Wouldn't be surprised if West Ham does come in and offers £4million plus tbh.