Sifu

I'm going to take my laptop to the takeaway and attempt to find an unsecured wireless network! Hopefully, I'll find something........

No net at work ? Nope! I work at a Chinese takeaway - no Sky either!

I'm going to miss this game because I'm working tonight, bah

N'Gog is terrible

His useless tactic of trying to put off Lee Camp on Monday when we had a free kick just outside the 18 yard box was quite legendary tbh

Brilliant finish for the first goal like!

Juventus goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon has been put up for sale by the Serie A giants, who hope to lure Manchester City and Bayern Munich into an auction to raise £30m for the Italian international. Full story: Daily Mirror http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-News-Juventus-hope-to-tempt-Manchester-City-and-Bayern-Munich-into-30m-auction-for-Guinluigi-Buffon-article365795.html If this ever happens, can't see Shay starting many games which he won't appreciate

sheff utd away last time? Think it was at Preston

I appreciate it's an outside bet but no chance if they continue to play like they did tonight. Olympiakos are an average side by these standards and Bordeaux were second best for large periods, at home. I know Bordeaux have been pretty poor in Ligue 1 recently and it sounds as if their form is continuing (didn't catch the game tonight btw) and well the only reason I'd put a bet on them is due to the soft spot I have for the Girondins - I lived in Bordeaux last year and watched the final game of the season in the city square (where a big screen was put up) which won them league, special times - it was a fantastic atmosphere!

Might put a bet on Bordeaux winning the Champions League

He'll score the goal that secures our promotion

Actually found that bit when they asked him if he ever knew about that colour standardisation quite funny

Anyone watch the One Show tonight when Shearer was on? Looked out of place on the program tbh! (apart from when he was talking about Sport Relief)

David O'Leary was on the same Ryanair flight as me to Dublin on Friday

You could also blame that c*** Cattermole but nah, wouldn't take him back especially after what he's said about money

National Anthem

When Scholes was playing for England, it annoyed the hell out of me when he wouldn't sing......

That's ITV for you

huh?? wtf

Shearer

Hope Tevez scores another

What was he even complaining about??

Maybe a lap of honour at St James' showcasing the trophy, nothing more

woooooooooo

Haha, yes!!!