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Alan Pardew turns up as a character witness. Judge: GUILTY

Christ, does this pleb have no self dignity. He knows he's in way above his head, so he keeps toeing the line.

Krul Debuchy Mbiwa Colo Santon Cabaye Anita Sissoko Ben Arfa Cisse Remy Yeah boyeeeeeee!

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"Anytime I want, I can just pick up the phone to poonting and barracks embalmer, and the whole affair is over"

Market trader Joe to the rescue!

Is the sweaty mess still in France?

Make his business a lost cause and he'll ditch it as quickly as possible, unfortunately, we'd have to kick ourselves in the balls for quite sometime. It's in the hands of Karma for now.

You know he's as guilty as f***. Bumper profits for Sports Direct. How much has actually come from NUFC sales and how long has it been going on? Like i said nufc could just be a department of SD now...would be interesting to see the takings for merchandise. Especially for a club that always used to sell shit loads of shirts. We'll be having cheap tracky bottom bins for corner flags before long.

You know he's as guilty as fuck. Bumper profits for Sports Direct. How much has actually come from NUFC sales and how long has it been going on?

He hates us, no more doubt about it.

I know you said £200m at the very least, but I honestly think it would need to be someone with many times more than that. Buying the club is one thing, you then have to be able to fund it to a higher level than it is now. Someone who can just about buy the club isn't what we need, it needs to be small change to them. An extreme example I know but I really shudder to think where we'd be if Ashley had sold out to Barry Moat - an enthusiastic owner no doubt but that "pieced together" finance package of his was so small time. I know that, £200m wouldn't even scratch the surface. Was just saying it's all well and good having the Ashley out campaigns, but without a buyer it's futile. 100,000 fans each stick in 2 grand, sorted!

This twat needs chinning! Which chin is up to you.

Engine running, no seat belt. Arrest him NOW!

Lets hope we get relegated then.

Nobody wants you Yohan! Now do your fucking job.

Dtu dtu dtu testing, testing.

Enough is enough. Needs a concerted effort from the fans to drive these mugs out.

Full pressure on all of them. Never mind singing for a piss poor excuse of a manager. Cockneys' Out!

Hayley looks dirtier, but I think she loves herself to much to actually put out. Natalie however, looks like she'd take the varnish off a chair leg.

It was 3-2-1, he's like fucking Ted Rodgers. Guess who's dusty bin!

A non stop tirade of shit needs to be flying his way first, then Ashleys, if he ever has the guts to come to a match again. I bet the cunt's eating spare ribs in his string vest and y-fronts with loads of missed calls on his mobile because he set it to vibrate only. Utter fucking dick.

That night was a one off, when all the planets aligned forming an anomaly we will never witness again in our lifetimes.

Andy Carroll Anne!