What's the odds on that Sky bloke going missing tonight?
Every half season he probably fears for what will happen to him when the window shuts and the cameras go off. No doubt whatsoever that he has been raped - and will continue to be raped - on the 1st morning of February and September.
It's that bloke directly behind his head that's gonna bludgeon him first. Then drag him back to his dead mums bungalow, before bumming him in front of her rotting corpse.
That Pvt Pyle looking dude.
Yup, exactly what I was thinking