BONTEMPI

There's no reason for this picture to exist, but I'm so grateful that it does. Mike to open the first chicken fish waffle house in amerrrricaarrrrrrrr!

From the chicken fish protection league i'd expect.

After the most amazing week of transfers, what line-up home and away (All players fit) would you go for? Home Krul Debuchy Mbwia Colo Santon Cabaye Anita Sissoko Ben Arfa Gouffran Cisse Away Krul Debuchy Mbwia Colo Santon Cabaye Tiote Anita Ben Arfa Sissoko Cisse

It's a transfer bukkake

I know, Not in my wildest dreams did I think we'd get this many in.

Yup, that's what I was always banking on. Looks like he royally shat himself.

Rewind a week, who actually thought we'd be here right now?

Well that's our next 3 years of transfers done. Pass me the facking craps dice dekka.

Sissoko without a doubt, having mbiwa just makes it even better.

What the hell is that from? RVP on crack

I've got something purple of my own right now. This guy imo is the real key signing. I'm not getting carried away as this can always bite you on the arse but we have given ourselves the best possible chance, and that is all you could ask from the board. So well done to them for that. Now get another striker in and we'll be buzzing

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. If he had the police would be involved. Although if he's trying to get outta the country as soon as poss before they come a knocking, that sounds plausible.

Taylor and Mbiwa is an option if we get another CH in before the window shuts.

And there's the familiar kick in the nuts.

On loan at Bradford mate.

Could be another obertan, but i'm sure he's got a bit more about him.

Put that on the laterbase

More likely than Harry Redknapp getting through spot the dog in one sitting.

That's my main worry. We'll know soon enough.

Welcome Yoan, now score some goals!

Head injury?

Aye because hes here. Has he been spotted though? we've had a spotter at every greggs in newcastle with no success. That amount of coverage would have brought up something by now.

I'd say Walters is a good comparison. Keep him outta our box then.

Aye because hes here. Has he been spotted though?