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Had to go out at half-time, what happened in brief the 2nd half?

Fuck off!

Quite looking forward to see Carroll give Terry a good crack.

LOL Jeff Stelling says it like it is.

Fuck me , always a shite draw. However at this early stage will Chelsea play the big guns?

Lets do em!

Seriously though, If something like that happened, wouldn't this be the best transfer window in the history of the club? I know the nufcblog is bollocks but it's nice to dream.

If 'somebody' means a fucking retard, posting on a fucking retarded blog that nobody who's not fucking retarded reads or takes seriously, then yes. Great! So it is true then.

So hold on a sec, somebody saying Keane, Gai assulin, Boyata also on the horizon?

Christ! hats off to Ashley and Derek and big Chris, you're not fucking around.

Nassim Boukhelifa? United are also among a host of Premier League clubs set to be made aware of the availability of French teenage starlet Nassim Boukhelifa. The 19-year-old fired Lens to the French youth league title but has turned down the club’s repeated offers of a senior contract in the hope of securing a move to England, where his free agent status will hold real appeal. http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle-utd/2010/07/11/agent-magpies-bid-for-sporting-star-yannick-djalo-79310-26827343/ Bingo! Well done that's him http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/913/2008032816anszayedphotomp7.jpg

So your names not Dave at all?

I'll reserve judgement until at least 8 games in.

Well he's coming, will be announced tomorrow. I never doubted he would come to be honest!

Think you need to go down the Asian kit washers route.

No! This threads more than enough thanks.

I bet he's been sleeping at Newcastle airport for the last 2 weeks

It's Anelka's younger brother

Fucking hell! What is it with this transfer? Pissing about for pissing abouts sake. I bet he's still in France

Do you drink at work?

Stop fucking about lads this is serious!

So what's happening then?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46157000/jpg/_46157070_bo_selecta226getty.jpg Cheick de moaney mo fo

Get in! I can buy Fifa 11 now. Just need to sell my house for it to be a cracking year!

According to that we are going to sign Keane and HBA. If that's true Hughton must have balls the size of coconuts. He sits on them like a beanbag.