BONTEMPI

Think we'll be fine if we just get off the mark.

Don't tell me we've bought a load of duds to add to the duds we had already. Get your finger out you overpaid wankstains.

Fuck this i'm going to cut the grass, it's almost as long as the wife's turf.

Is Rafa playing this too safe? Need to get at teams ffs.

You're fat and need to get laid. Apparently. Who said that? Nee one Neesy lad, nee one.

You're fat and need to get laid. Apparently.

Time to step up or shit out! Pleased though.

What about 4 or 5 nowt? Noop, 3 nowt or I'll loose money.

Anything but 3 nowt is a disaster.

Sels Mbemba Hanley Lascelles Janmaat Hayden Diame Gamez Ritchie Gayle Perez

Leave that dog alone man.

Oh dear.

Gay

Someone hit one you mother fuckers.

Need a draw at least ffs

Rafa off before Christmas.

What an embarrassment. fuck me

What?

Can we stop calling players class please? We are losing to fucking Fulham ffs.

Need another 4 at least. Still to many strollers in our squad. Not any new lads fault as they need bedding in.

We are going to score.

How is Hayden playing?

Half expected this outcome tbh. Too much hype and excitement usually ends us up with egg on our face.

Do dem in da anus!

He never in fairness. Just fucked about.