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If he's another Gouffran I think I'll scream.

You mean a Sperman?

What's that from? The 14 million pound drop?

If ever one sentence summed us up, that is it.

Be fun to watch that money slip away from Ashley's trotter. Should have had 2 in by now.

West Ham fans! Would you miss Andy Carroll? 75% No

If we can get him on loan, it's the first sensible thing they've actually done. Knows the club, can score in the prem, can make something out of nothing.

Hope to god that's true. I'll have a full on stonk on that will span space and time. Or 4 inches if you prefer.

Football clubs need to be owned by the fans. At least it's not just us being sold down the river.

I agree. Tiote had a good day yesterday. Maybe he was afforded more time on the ball that's why he looked better than usual, but against a high pressing side he tends to panic a bit. Yesterday we controlled midfield and had way more chances and less pressure on our defence. Left Back and Centre Half we can somewhat get away with what we have, although not ideal. We do need another striker though.

We need something like that, but he wont drop Colback, so Thauvin will miss out.

http://readnewcastle.com/2016/01/02/newcastles-january-transfer-targets-revealed/ Carrying out a squad overhaul in January when you sit on 17 pts and half the season completed. This overhaul is next summers moves brought forward. When will Fatman learn anything. If we let Ayoze and Sissoko go for those then we're as good as down.

We had that when we were in a better position points wise, when Sissoko and co came in.

Howay man. Alright 5 then ffs.

If we get 4 quality players in, it could be a total reverse in fortunes for us. If the quality is average however, then we're completely fucked. Part of me wants us to stay up, but the other part wants Ashley, Charnley and our average Manager to fail, and for the fat grub to miss out on his millions. Should we go down, then that is the perfect time for the fans to abandon the club until he fucks off.

That bodes well.

If we paid him enough he would You know we'd never break our policy.

If he had pace we might have been onto a winner. But if he needs that much help we should have looked elsewhere. Should go all out for Remy. But I highly doubt he'd even entertain the idea of coming back.

All business needs to be done asap. We either back him with 4-5 signings or sack him and get a proper manager in with 2-3 signings. No two ways about it, we need shitloads spending, and now!

Be funny if Ashley panics like fuck and spunks another 50 million, and McClaren still takes us down. That's what I'm holding on too if the worse happens.

Happy Christmas to us. Fucking shite.

Just need to shoot on site if we get the chance.

Come on, one last push. You never know.

Make that 2

Queue Gouffran for Tiote on 88 mins.