BONTEMPI

Fucking hell. Ginger Pardew!

GOD DAMNIT THIS WAS MINE Have Flinders crispy pancakes instead.

He's just spent £80 on a program anarl.

You watch him be outstanding now.

Better be 10 nil

No chancel for a temporary visa I'm afraid.

Sissoko better be nowhere near the wing. Is Marveux no longer in the frame?

The parting of our defence on the first At every parting you find some cunt in the middle.

Simon Cowell's let himself go.

Sounds like the pots dry. I'd be ok with keeping Cisse at the expense of another striker and just Adding another Centre Back. If it's just Mbemba coming in then we're fucked if he gets a knock.

There it is again. We need three players to compete for what, to win the league? To stay in it. Another centre half, winger, and Striker. Depending on the quality of those is how high we will finish.

Need another 3 players min if we are to compete next year. Christ we have some fucking shite on our books man.

Apparently flying over with Woodman right now.

He'll probably forget how to eat and shit absorbing that much information. Something's got to give.

Krul Janmaat New New Haidara Sissoko Wijnaldum Perez De Jong Aarons Mitrovic/Cisse Hopefully we get more options.

Chancel his contract.

Seriously what cut of jeans is that? Can't be flairs can they? Twisted. We all know gimp's into the alternative lifestyle an that.

Genius!

This with Perez over Cabella. keep forgetting fucking perez for some reason, doing my head in tbh when de jong loses another internal organ that'll look good with perez in his spot and cabella on the right Were you too drunk to remember.

Fuck me, we destroyed them! Bring on the premier league.

Complete lost cause with Charnley involved. Rinse and repeat as per usual.

From Blanc to Wank.

Hmmmmmmm mince!

He bridges the gap in the coaching staff, which could mean we're on the uppers. It's good for the inner soul to be honest.