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De Jong probably. That's if he actually makes an appearance next season.

Pleased we're getting some decent coaches for once. I'd be more interested if they can turn around some of the shithouses we have on the books. At least that part is looking intriguing. Now fucking sign some players Charley you mug.

Looks like one of John Terry's illegitimate children.

I see operation secure more season tickets is in full swing.

Which tip was that?

The place is just mental. This guy I genuinely hope your posts are not actually reflective of your personality. What a jerk! The hell is that supposed to mean?! Nothing horrible, just that i find it impossible to see someone change emotionally so much from post to post, i would probably explode Ahh yes, the split post personality syndrome is an interesting one. What's that mother? Hit post now? But I'm not involved in this conversation. Shit.

25 million is a bloody joke. Time to call Ashley's bluff and just don't renew. You're mad if you do.

Oh look! Five cunts all in a row.

If people think we're going to change policy then think again. I bet Charnley put out the feelers for Austin and got some sort of positive response from his agent about coming. Then contacted the Mirror giving the impression "look at me! Aren't I doing well" vibe. When it comes to crunch time, this little prick will come up well short yet again.

He must punch the mirror every morning.

If Charnley has the last say on Transfers we are fucked.

The Smarminator Hasta la vista attacking football!

You're really lapping this shit up aren't you?

That means £15m-rated Austin is to be poached from relegated Queens Park Rangers after scoring 18 goals last season, his first in the top flight, in a struggling side - although there will be haggling over the fee with the Geordies only wanting to spend £10m. Hmm well that's that fucked then.

Perfect avatar in this instance.

It's happened before, and we've ended up with next to nowt.

Got a funny feeling this might work. First thought was eh? But having McLaren on the board should hopefully stop the bullshit we were fed by Pardew about players coming in. It just depends how much influence he can wield in there. Having Carr there is surely a plus, but I can't help thinking Charnley will have the last word on everything, then scuttle back to his fat fuck of an employer like the lapdog he is.

You mean player sales minus ten million Nope, it works out about 10.5 million with the pittance we'll get for our shite.

This should be fucking hilarious. Charnley: "Well Steve if you accept our terms you will get a competitive war chest". Schtevie: Can I ask how much that is? Charnley: 10 million plus player sales! http://www.theevertonforum.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/steve-mcclareb.jpg

I hate a weeping Dick at the best of times, but that's fucking ridiculous.

He does seem like a decent bloke. Need him to do his job though. Well we'll see. It's all on his shoulders if he gets any sort of backing from jabba.

Was speaking to a contractor from York who knows McClaren. Had nothing but positive things to say about him as a person. He at least needs a chance from us. It's all those other tosspots that'll hang him out to dry first with their incompetence.

He's a nice enough bloke and I have nothing against him personally, but you just know it's going to be average at best. Ashley has no intention of winning anything. He just wants to ride the premier league gravy train for as long as he can. The only way for us now is to not put any money into the club. Try and negate the majority of the TV money through matchday and season ticket sales and he'll soon fuck off. Just need to keep turning the screw. Especially on that pretender Charnley, as he'll crack first.

Time to fuck the club off completely! Hound the fat cunt out at every opportunity.

If this shite hasn't made your mind up, then nothing will. Time to starve the fat cunt of any extra cash.