I think his standing leg and his shooting leg are the same thing at all times, it's the only explanation for what I've just seen.
Either that or he's got vertigo.
It's got to be bad luck, nobody can be that bad, can they?
He seemed to be organising the defence today and he played well and is one of the reasons that we won. He's not the player he was but he is still capable of doing a good job like today, even if it was against a poor team.