Mick

I was taking the piss out of Pardew, not you.

Who is he?

Cabaye is just another handy excuse for a fraud, we had Cabaye last season and finished 5th bottom.

He's got a random quote generator which works in the same was as the lottery but his balls have words on them.

Debuchy, Remy, Sissoko, Cabaye, Ba, Barton, Simpson, Perch, Campbell, I'm now struggling.

Add that to the list That and the bastard wind.

He actually did say that. He also said we had 10 senior players missing, who are they?

What a lying prick, he's sticking up for a liar by telling his own porkies.

This prick has just said our current position has only been bettered by Keegan and Robson, what about Dalglish and Roeder? Pricks, the lot of them.

It's rumoured that quite a few have packed in the 10 year season ticket, it's easier for those not on the 10 year deal to do it so hopefully we'll see a few more walk away.

The only highlight today is that the crowd have finally started on Pardew, hopefully it's the beginning of the end for him.

"We want Pardew out."

The Ben Arfa chants seem to get louder.

"One Bobby Robson."

I think it's better than the months of apathy.

"We want Pardew out" again.

What's the "We're going to have a party" chant I keep hearing?

"Hatem Ben Arfa" chants again.

"We want Pardew out."

Get out of our club

Christ.

We've been well thanks. You ?

Not good, not bad.

Brilliant stuff, at last.