Mick

"We was wobbed."

I was about to praise Shola then he shoots.

I look forward to the day he has his neck tied.

That's all he said, not.

I want us to do better by getting rid of something that is holding us back.

That's a load of bollocks, we're going to do nowt with Pardew so if we get rid of him then we'll have the possibility of doing better, losing a battle to win a war if you want a cliché.

wat I think he meant "I want us to win today because I'm so short sighted that I can't see any further than the end of my nose."

Super fan.

That line-up will not have gone down too well with the travelling support, I hope he's in for dogs abuse.

He's learned a new word "resilience."

That starting 11 should be seen as a relegation letter, shocking and clueless.

"We've lacked quality since Cabaye left."

Stoke and by a large margin.

It might be taken seriously if the rumoured team is correct, if it is then it's 10/10.

5/10 for effort, 8/10 if they fold the bottom up.

How many defensive players can he get into our starting 11? I'll start at 8.

Aye, things were so much better when disgruntled fans kicked Carricks windows in after a defeat.

It was something along the lines of Southampton being less working class so their players were more intelligent thus being able to move up from the academy I still can't work out how he had the balls to come out with that crap so soon after nutting an opposition player, I don't think he was even challenged on it either.

I think Shola is shit but agree with you on this one, it's not his fault he gets game time.

It's just a load of words randomly put together, I've tried to work it out and failed miserably. Accept that he's a good manager lonely battling adversity and move on, life is much easier that way.

It's damage limitation, he's telling everybody what to think. It's much easier to defend a poor run of 3 games than it is to explain away our form since the turn of the year. It's worked for him before but less and less are falling for it as they are seeing through him.

Hope, it's all I have. Lose the players and the fans and anything can happen, even at our club.

Anyway, for probably the first time supporting Newcastle I want to see us lose as many games between now and the end of the season so see the fraud sacked. It might not happen but I'll have a little hope, I have no hope with the fraud managing us so as many goals against as possible. The season is clearly over as nobody at the club seems to give a shit so why should I? If we pick up a couple of results the fraud will remain at the club and it's more than likely going to be more of the same. Lose and it might make a difference and we might just get lucky and appoint a manager who is capable of getting the players to perform in a way that most of us will be happy with. I fail to see why anybody would want things to go on the way they are currently going and we're almost guaranteed for that to happen if Pardew remains. I'll accept another 5 defeats in the hope that he goes and better times are ahead, I want his position to become untenable.

Yes, yes he is.

Can we please get back to slagging Pardew?