Mick

We've started the 2nd half worse than we ended the first.

I hate Pardew but I'll love it if he turns this around, if he doesn't then it's another reason to bin him.

Sort it out you useless piece of shit.

We've had a terrible first half, we're all over the place and need to bring players into the game.

Obertan in any game, OK.

It's crazy, I think he could have done a job today.

We don't have much choice.

Taylor was the first player off the team coach, blowing kisses at the mackems.

This prick had better do his job today.

They would be crazy in your eyes, you'd go blind.

Sorry, I will.

I didn't initially think of that, for some reason.

Pity you weren't sitting next to Shola, I'd rather have Campbell on our bench today.

We should piss this today and come away with a 3 or 4-0 win.

My favourite ever win over the mackems was the 5-1 because of the part time fans walking out in the first half. I think I would enjoy a win more tomorrow knowing what it will do to them.

I wonder if the mackems use that tomorrow?

I shouldn't do it.

I was fishing.

Agreed.

Owen is one of the worst signings we've made, to think so many idiots turned up to welcome him.

According to Pardew we can't compete, the top 4 tonight is: Arsenal Liverpool Southampton Everton I don't think they'll be in those positions at the end of the season but at least they are giving it a go and not settling for being where people think they should be.

He should, so his head can be displayed on the Tyne Bridge.

I don't believe in tempting fate so I'll say it, this should be the easiest derby for years.

My worry at the minute is that Pardew has mentioned the possibility of Shola starting and he's said they are good enough to stay up, I hope he doesn't bottle this.

They've scored 5 and let in 20, they are one of the worst teams the top division has seen for decades.