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Another brilliant decision from Rafa to send him out on loan. We should get 15m for him in the summer.

Ah yes the Sunderland version of "What is a club in any case?" speech. It's not the litter or the pink seats, it's not the smell of incest or the pissed charver shitting in his seat. It's the lies, the hypocrisy, the barely half filled stadium of fickle fans without a conscience. The screech of brakes of an overpaid Irish moron, the sound of a cell door slamming shut onto a nonce. It's the small boy clambering up the steps with his £5 full kit on and a free ticket from his step dad in his hand, asking if he can have cheesy chips at half time and whether this time they will score a goal.

What did he say about the area? (I don't doubt it)

The bloke was shitting himself when he got the Newcastle job. He knew that he had struck gold though. He wasn't nearly as big of a bellend in his early days with us, largely because he was shit scared of Smith, Nolan and Barton etc. Once he got rid of the senior players he started.

Meaningless symbols.

Can't imagine why his players didnt perform for him. He literally did the opposite of what he should have with those young kids. I barely find it funny anymore, the bloke just antagonises his way through people. At least we know this behaviour is finally being his downfall. Everyone should have known what he was like when he used the word "rape" in such a throw away fashion on a day time football show. Hes a nasty piece of shit who should never be welcomed at any club again.

A quote from their forum, notice the irony That's brilliant. Took me a few seconds mind.

Dubravka and Kenedy (obvs). Then after those two my priorities would be: Striker: None of ours are good enough and we wont sign Slimani due to his age. We will almost certainly sign someone from a foreign league as they are cheaper. Number 10: Perez, well is Perez. Plenty of respect for him but I want someone who will chip in with 10/12 goals and be our maestro. Again we will go foreign but I've always liked Shaquiri (sp) so id look at him when Stoke go down. Centre mid: Even on current form Diame has a season of good football at best, Shelvey is unreliable, Hayden not good enough and Merino has question mark over him at the moment. I'd like a destroyer type, who can play a bit. Right back: A slightly more thoughtful right back who is better positionally than Yedlin. Striker: Gayle and Joselu aren't up to the job, if the opportunity arises we should bin them and bring in a second striker. Use the loan market if needs be. Disclaimer: Ashley is a fat cunt so none of this will happen.

Fair point but he might hold out for Zidane to leave Real.

It just makes it more entertaining.

This makes the Derby win even sweeter. For a second they thought they were staying up. Pah.

I thought he dived but we won't get a better angle.

That's killer like. Even a draw is shite.

I'm soo thick.

Mackems will win this now.

Honeyman celebrating like he's scored the winner in the world cup.

Or they have finally decided to get into the sea.

@ Disco

Let's hope Chelsea don't hold us by the balls, if they want Lascelles. Could complicate things significantly.

Rafa won't let them relax too much. He will drop them immediately, if he sees a hint of that.

Everton are nowt special.

The "quality" is defined by whether we've won, lost or drawn, so hes talking shite anyway. He's a parody now, I don't think Frumpy believes his own garbage but he's got a keyboard and fingers, so the best we can do is ignore him.

Great game.

Conte to go after this? Another goal and he might.

Stoke playing Rugby.