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Poor cunt is going to have loads of pressure on him.

We could do with getting a wriggle on mind. This last couple of weeks is going to be manic.

I could do with an interview from him, addressing his questions of loyalty or better still, give him a juicy new contract.

Who's telling who what they can and can't say?

newcastle trolling palace? 😂

It's insane the amount of players who would rather take an enormous wage to sit on Chelseas bench, rather than to be merely a millionaire and play first team football at somewhere respectable.

Disasi and Chukwuemeka are players that are more interesting.

Fuck no.

Too many of our fans are very quick to sacrifice quality. Give me one excellent player over two good ones. If a RW has to wait, then it waits. If a CB has to wait, it's waits. Just make sure the signings are quality.

Can you post article? Edit: It's OK. Used a ladder.

Av it Parish ya cunt.

While he's hard working, he's hard working when pressing. He's not hard working when tracking back. However, it may be tactical that Howe leaves him spare for a counter attack.

As in our end are confused by the reporting?

He was doing this loads last season. People will start noticing more now. There's no doubting he's class for us but for whatever reason he definitely doesn't cover his left back well. It might be tactical.

I'd actually piss myself, just to see Parishs face.

There's no way this Guehi deal puts us in PSR trouble. It might be the only deal we can do (without outgoings) and it might take us close but I don't think for a second we would put ourselves in that position again. Call myself Mr positivity pants though.

Also worth saying... Southampton are fucking terrible.

I agree. Hall is a great prospect but still needs time. Kelly is a top player.

If BBD doesn't go down, I doubt either even get a yellow. Best thing to do is just mock him for being an absolute greasy little weapon.

The two Brazilian lads feel a complete class above at times. Some of the stuff they do in tight spaces is insane. I also think Joelinton has become twice the footballer, from a technical perspective since Bruno arrived. It must have a massive impact when your best mate is an absolute superstar.

I didn't see the last 15. What subs did we make after Barnes and Kelly came on?

Longstaff deserves credit like. Put in two crunching tackles when we needed a tone setter. More of that please. We know he has limitations but when he puts a shift in he can be of good use to the squad.

What I find weird is that he has nobody trying to sign him. Again if you are anyone in bottom 6 clubs, he'd be as reliable player as you like and can cover 2 positions. Perhaps we just don't think he's worth selling for the money we'd get.