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Spurs can't possibly defend against the wall for 15.

And yet it still nearly went in.

Remember when Spurs were class at keeping the ball? Can't even do that.

We should sign Van De Slip.

WORST KEEPER EVER

Ange is going regardless.

That's awful from Udogie mind.

Bissouma actually resembles a footballer at times.

Richarlison is absolutely hopeless. This guy started up front for Brazil in a world cup?

How's it possible that Onana isn't the dodgiest keeper in this game?

This is legit class. Two sides absolutely terrified of each other.

The main reason I want a Spurs win is so that I can watch Man United pundits try and deal with the absolute gargantuan prospect that Spurs now beat them to trophies. If I was Ange, I'd have "It's Spurs", written on the wall. That's all the motivation needed.

I hate Ferdinand but that's one talented trio.

Spurs should win because they have the better team but history of both clubs suggests that it's almost impossible. I want Spurs to win and I really don't want Ange to win.

Joao Pedro is class.

No surprise. Free transfers tend to have over inflated wages.

Edwards must be the only journalist that debunks a rumour that doesn't exist.

PA announcers getting involved in chants is cringe. I don't even like ours doing the Bruno thing.

Pep walks on the pitch... nowt. Tindall breathes.... touchline ban.

That's one of the best strikes I've ever seen. Even had the post involved.

Hes a PL striker with an ego, of course he's disappointed he's not starting. He knows fine well he's not as good as Isak but he's not going to say it. Wish him all the best, thanks for making the Bruce era less torturous than it could have been, good look in the future. We move on.

100% let's play 433, bring Miley in.

Fucking hell. What a grumpy cunt.

Yep. Ambition is fantastic, provided you earn that level of ambition.