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Right? Absolutely brilliant business.

Madueke needs Eddie Howe in his life. The lad has everything to go to the top. Fuck knows if we are interested.

Great let's go get madueke.

Presumably when we raise our bid by 5m or whatever we need to go through a process, which likely involves a conversation with majority shareholders. It's not as simple as a phone call, besides which, you can't let the selling club think you are desperate because then they will just expect you to up your offer each time. We will be putting together a serious package and we will want Palace to take it very seriously. We've already unsettled their player, so that's half the battle done.

I'd be astonished if this DOESNT happen, given everything I've seen with transfers in the past. Sounds like Palace are willing sellers, we are willing buyers and that Guehi has agreed to join us. There is also no other club in for him... as things stand. We could do with getting a wriggle on mind.

Some big moves happening. Makes me want Guehi even more.

Nice welcome video on the app.

He's off then

Calling it now. 10 goals from this lad.

Calling a club like Palace tiny is massively condescending, although I'm not sure it being condescending is a reason not to do it. I mean, look at it this way, some Palace fan might read it and get really upset. That's a good enough reason to use the word tiny. Remember these are the cunts that think Guehi is making a sideways step.

Would be a strange one.

Has to be on the wind up.

Never mind Cup games. Gonna need him for 15 minutes every game to either keep Isak fresh or go 2 up front. So long as Wilson is injured there's going to be loads of opportunities.

There's no coming back from it. He's been outed as a liar. He's trying to salvage his account but he's fucked it. Just waiting for Sean Casey to come along and say something like "I hate the fakers".

I'd have more respect if he made up the rumours himself. It's somehow even worse now that I know he just spouts any rumour he's told.

Not sure if serious

And I stand by my sad cunt comment further up the page. Honestly if anyone is getting fooled by these grifters give your head a shake.

Don't worry, there's plenty more that makes me cringe.

You are alright though babes.

What people don't realise is that even if that Will is 100% being honest, he's still a sad cunt for claiming the adoration for being an ITK. Why not keep it to yourself? I mean I'd tell my mates, I might even tell you cunts, but I wouldn't create a twitter account dedicated to it.

I wouldn't worry about our ability to sell a player. The reason Howe is reluctant to sell players is because he wants to see his squad improved first. Absolutely no point in selling Miggy unless there is a clear plan and replacement. If we get Guehi, that will at least give Howe confidence in the squad in other areas and they can refocus going into the last couple of weeks. I've no doubt there will be a signing further up the pitch (aside from the SU lad), but we might have to be flexible on the profile.

"Newcastles first bid submitted, situation ongoing" sounds better.

Who changed the title? Negative cunts. Surely Ornstein is the one to quote.