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But why does he want to leave?

My first thought was Sunderland too.

Why play Sporting Lisbon, getting a little scouting in case we get them in Europe next year?

I'd like to see: Tiote Cabaye Marveaux Ben Arfa Ba Cisse Worth a try in pre-season IMO.

Let them, they'll make more enemies. That's one thing i like about Pardew, never goes looking for bother, good lad.

Can we let Pardew off, just this once. He clearly didn't know the rules on saying the phrase "like a new signing". It's when he starts bragging about the players that want to join us that we should start worrying.

We have the players who can come and do a job but I'd be worried if started having more than two "Perchs" in the team. The likes of him and Raylor are alright to come in and do a job but if you start selecting all of our back up players, we will come unstuck. As someone suggested, play full strength, other than for fitness and injuries. Although, it would be great to see some of the young guns given a chance.

I've noticed him winding oppo players up loads of times, as well as the odd dirty challenge. It's sometimes too easy for talented players to get kicked out the game by cloggers like Karl Henry. Cabaye doesn't let that happen. The most important thing now is that Cabaye had finally settled (on the pitch) and I hope he gets off to a good start next year.

It's so blatent it's not even funny. Why do you think he carries around his golf clubs so often? It's so he can "prep" himself for his black beauties.

Oh he will get a club but i can't see him going as far as London or back to the North East. That leaves the North West or Villa. Villa have fuck all money and are managerless. Who else would he play for, Liverpool? (they are delusional enough), Everton? (Moyes might want him but they are skint too). Liverpool are the only club i realistically see him moving to, unless he wants to travel far to shag his horses every week. Outside bet would be Spurs or West Ham if they get promoted.

get fucked did someone say that Aye. To a sky reporter. Apparently it was scouse wit, i highly doubt it though. Hate that phrase. I've worked with a couple of them and they all think they are funny. Horrible breed.

Can we stop talking about Pardew to Liverpool. They don't want it (Think cunts) and we certainly don't (Legends). So lets just drop it.

Love Road House like, that lass.

get fucked did someone say that Aye. To a sky reporter. Apparently it was scouse wit, i highly doubt it though.

That last line is funny, even if it is about Shearer. Barton's the king of bellends.

Absolutely Ronny. I think Owen has a good brain, he knows what he wants to do with the ball in front of goal. However, it's been a long time since he had the fitness or desire, which is of course, all part of being a top footballer.

Couldn't think of anything better than beating Sunderland with Owen in their team. Micheal Owen was the typical of the club we used to be, over payed, over hyped, uninterested and injury prone. Thank fuck we haven't got cunts like him in our side any more. Mind you, i highly doubt he'll move out of the north west.

All knowing Liverpool fan : It just goes to show you should never go back. Reporter: So who would you like as your next manager? All knowing Liverpool fan: Rafael Benitez

Can see him back at Liverpool TBH, although Arry (at spurs) might look to use him in the same way that Fergy did.

Wherever Johnson goes I feel he will be a success, he's just begging for a run of games. No chance of us signing him though, I imagine his wages will be too high. Think he'd be an excellent addition though.

Clever when think of our south african players.

Good stuff, was starting to wonder what our pre-season plans were. South Africa should be interesting crack.

Official.

Lets just not mention Pards.

What's funny is that they are desperate for Rafa and they don't want Rodgers or Martinez.