Ashley17

Even the game they won, they were losing before it got snowed off and re-arranged

"Not a bad shout" says the opening poster, about his own idea.

"Craig Gardner stuck to the task admirably, as a midfielder playing at full-back - and the same at the other side of the field." If only he had some defenders on the bench. Oh, wait.

You're mates with Neil Lennon?

One home win all season for QPR, fucking hell.

I am sick to death of Tottenham fucking Hotspur

It's not cool to say it but I think Laudrup would struggle managing a bigger club. All this stuff about him being laid back and having no disciplinary system would inevtiably come back to bite him in the arse when dealing with more egotistical players.

Was a bit like many of the away games under Roeder's permanent spell. Play really well for a patch and pass up several opportunities, then go and concede. Annoying. Really need to beat Stoke next week or the away game with Wigan could be very important indeed. Then it's City away...

Cabaye clips the bar

Dyer going off. Good, fuck off.

Gouffy man

SAMBA DI JANEIRO

Only game without a goal

Their fans all sound like kids, it's annoying me too

Tiote booked..

Could lose their next 3 looking at that. Lovely.

It is quite amusing: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfer-news-toon-want-1729515

Let's see if Caulkin etc. mention it, otherwise it's probably bullshit.

Fucking hell, incredible.

About 20 minutes in today, somebody shouted "get Obertan on man, for fuck sake" without a sense of irony. It was a dig at Jonas, obviously.

Was it fuck. Thought it was mate, very laboured, can't stand the hoof ball to Cisse, he's not a target man ffs and Cabaye sitting so deep especially first half. Pardew needs to make subs at better times. But I'm pissed out my skull and stuck at Central station because some cunts has thrown himself infront of a train so what do I know? Very little on this evidence

Good win, strange old game like. We've scored 4 goals and other than a couple of half chances when we were 1-0 down we didn't waste many chances at all. Tiote was great, like his old self at last. Sissoko is just a total beast, plays the free role well as he's usually involved one way or another. Cisse's goal was amazing, the relief in his celebration was noticeable. The French day thing was borderline ridiculous at times. The "beretzooka" pre-game was funny, the french Blaydon races was pushing it though. The flag thing pre-game looked good in the East Stand, assume it was meant to be black and white in the Gallowgate but it was jusbt bits of white here and there. Southampton will be fine, quite a tidy team who are probably one or two decent defenders away from being mid table. Lambert was good, I was impressed by him. Worrying that half time seems to be a big problem for us at the moment, we just seem to switch off completely. Hopefully Swansea are off out on the piss for a week following their cup final win, though I think we can give anyone a game with this team. Elliot made some good saves although I'd like to see their first as it was down the other end, that goal just seemed very easy all round.

Hannover have 1...

Carragher gives it to Hulk, good idea.

Ref is driving me mad, freekicks for absolutely everything we do, but about 75% of what they do. Shola has had numerous sly knackings which have gone unpunished. The team is just...lopsided. So much talent in there but you've got Shola through the middle, Cisse sort of on the right. Marveaux playing in the hole really, Cabaye nowhere to be seen, Anita chasing around a lot and Sissoko wherever he wants. That Cristaldo is going to get a fucking hiding too, little shit.