Ashley17

Was the assist for the 6th not his? Apparently so, sounded like Vermaelen. Good.

Still nothing for Cazorla. Feck.

Fuck sake man, 5 goals and Cazorla has no goals or assists

I can't believe it's not Bütter

Buttner scores

Tevez off Barry on

Sigourney, 2-0

Paul Scholes, he scores goals.

Ah well, I have Gibbs who has 2 assists so don't mind losing his clean sheet so much

Hernandez pen saved

Penalty to Man Utd, Welbeck dive.

Never seen so many shots straight at the keeper as I have in this match

The fuck

This guy's bringing the side parting pack

Contact just outside for me, but he fouled both of them so that should be worth something.

Ian Harte went there to retire about 5 years ago, and now he's back in the Premiership.

Gone for the jugular, will probably end in tears. Wanted Cazorla & Hazard alongside Torres, Tevez & Yaya, so it's not a bad side.

If manager's want the Season to start after August 31st and don't want such an early international break, there is a very obvious solution there...

For fuck sake

I think with Fellaini about you'll have to play Williamson

I thought so. There were boos for sure. Was a bad performance from us, Levein is a shite manager. Serbia are gash man, we shoulda had them. Scotland are gasherer though

Good. Retire from internationals please.

Don't know what the panic is, it's not like we have 5 games in 12 days after the international break

We've won a medal!

It's amazing how the narrator switches from narrating to live commentary. Totally amateurish stuff