Ashley17

Jesus. Potential Eto'o vs Williamson

We only have an FA Cup tie inbetween the 2 legs, which we'll probably already be out of. No excuses really.

They'll be in their off season I think? That probably helps

Fucking hell.

They'll probably just recall Lukaku for now and get Falcao in the summer.

So what you're saying is, half way through an interview with Ba, Cabaye just walked in and started to say how shit we were playing.

67 so far for me with Gibbs still to play

Don't care as long as it's at least 4

Took no joy in their hiding today knowing that will be us in 11 days

How does this work? Liverpool get dicked at home and we have to re-watch Liverpool's attacking highlights

Nice 3 game ban so he's rested for their visit up here

15:00pm, Dave's going to have a field day

"It is damage limitation as far as Sunderland are concerned in the second half. They have a great bench. Fraizer Campbell, Connor Wickham and Louis Saha are three strikers who could grace any team in the Premier League" Fuck. Me.

The mackems seem to do annoyingly well at Old Trafford, always seem to avoid a pasting even when at their shittest

Love how the mail think Fulham are going to leave out their best centre half

To be honest the way we've gone about the Europa League has made me very meh about life. We're not going to finish 4th and if we finished 5th-7th and have to deal with this shit moaning next year then what's the point? As for the FA cup let's aim to make the heavy heights of round 5 then I might get excited

My subs are Demel, Pienaar and Rafael. Fuck sake

Imagine what Big Sam could have achieved with Gerrard in his teams down the years

Nailed on Tevez will score against us next week given that he should have been sent off at least once

Big Ron on 5 Live, that's a risk.

It's so obvious that pretty much everything Brummie said has been the case, it's like MON has 11 favourite players who he will shoehorn into the team regardless of how poor a player is in a different position. After months of Gardner at right back/Colback at left back he's now a huge fan of Larsson in centre midfield because he can't drop him, even though he's absolutely dreadful aside from his set piece delivery

Chubbs

Has Ant from Ant & Dec scored for Queen's Park?

I love Hughton but I sometimes wish they were doing shit just so it would stop this rubbish

The BBC live text in general pisses me off now, it's riddled with errors. Used to be so good but all the decent writers left