Ashley17

Cahill's aged considerably over the summer

He's absolutely trolled him, "yeah yeah I want to be here shake my hand"...signs for UAE team 2 days later. Well played.

Being told how to defend by Jonathan Pearce

Feel for Hans there, thought that was a decent effort

That first "shot" from Henderson when he was one on one, dear me.

Oh for fuck sake, where's Smalling?

No. Nasri got the 2nd. Did Silva assist the 3rd? Yes

Right, bring on Dzeko now please.

If Nasri can play with broken fingers, why is Vuckic out for a month?

Only Southampton letting me down on my accumulator, sort it out you bastards.

It's one of my favourite bad arguments, that. "I'm at the game, and it was definitely offside in the split second I saw it!!" "Well, I'm watching it at home with the benefit of replays from 6 different angles, and I can tell you, he was definitely onside."

By...

"Freekick stupidly given away by Cattermole" No shit.

How does Heskey manage to do a hamstring?

I didn't really get their argument. "The foreign lads have started well but they might not adapt long term." Ah yes that'll be the old un-adapting players.

WHY HAVE THEY SIGNED ROB ELLIOT? Well, maybe because Fraser Forster left. NO, THEY WILL SELL KRUL OR HARPER. Ah, ok then.

Take That blaring out at the Brittania, that'll get the fans in the mood.

I'm pretty gutted I spent 4 points on getting Dzeko in my team, but at least I didn't spend £50m of real money. That's all I have to comfort me.

Boo you don't play for us any more boo why the fk should we care about you ...if you didn't care about him you wouldn't boo him. To be fair when Les came back with Leicester he got cheered on, then his first touch he was jeered. It's just how it is, I think Barton thrives on it though so I'd rather we just didn't do anything.

Shit aye, one year. Seems longer, for some reason.

"Boooo! The board we hate got rid of you! Booooo! You were great for us the last 2 years boooooooooo"

Have they got many injuries other than Frazier Campbell and Craig Gordon? Or is that 18 they've got out today...it?

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/324/mancityteam.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us Is it just me or are there only 10 players in that team?

It really annoys me that Blackburn have Samba and Dann as a centre half partnership. They have fuck all else and if they didn't have those two they'd definitely go down.