Ashley17

Be amazed if he's back for the mackems let alone Arsenal.

Presumably Bassong would be one? (If it's true you want rid of him)

At the thread title "Man"

Noticed yesterday on Sky Bet that we were odds on favourite to be Green's next club, laughed it off.

'If a fee can be agreed' sounds so simple but when we start the bidding with monster munch it becomes a much more difficult process.

We can't possibly start the season without a senior left back. Can we? CAN WE!? All we need now is "Tiote banned from UK" and it'll have been the worst summer ever.

Luis Boa Morte's available on a free. FREE!

Ta.

Can someone put that in words please, cannot open links on my phone

Wish our players would just log off twitter.

Seriously, is Kadar missing limbs or something?

Ah good to see Douglas is straight in there with his usual "raise hope" tweet. Must have a text off Dekka.

Mentions Harper & Williamson..is that it? I'd make most of the bloody first team play in that match seeing as they've barely had 6 of the first choice 11 on the pitch at the same time this pre-season.

Most likely to be: "Later today I'm off to see Morrissey again!!" Least likely to be: "New 5 year contract signed AND a payrise. What a great day"

Result from Australia: Manly United FC 1 : 3 Sydney United Manly United

You've got to sort of assume those who haven't had many minutes yet this pre-season will start, I'd say Harper & Shola were guaranteed starters, I'd think Ba, Vuckic & Marveaux will get plenty of time, the back 4 picks itself...just a case of who the central midfelders are and how he'll manage to shoehorn Lovenkrands into the team.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14285602.stm Like clockwork every bloody time.

The Gateshead fan I know "would have his babies." A strong statement.

What the hell kind of team can we put out? Assuming Colo & Tiote aren't risked.. Harper Gosling, Tav, Taylor, Enrique Marveaux, Abeid, Vuckic, Jonas Ba Shola Subs: Forster, Krul, Dummett, Lovenkrands, Best, Smith Unless Jonas plays right back?

QPR (away) would be my guess for his return.

What was the craic with the disallowed goal? I thought Vuckic was behind the ball, is that what AP wa saying? They didn't give us a replay, obviously.

And it's on the radio?

Smith has no interest in playing football anymore? I think it's the complete opposite, he loves playing he's just shit at it. If you were earning 60k a week or whatever would you drop down to about 10k a week to play in the Championship?

Leeds will be a week away from their season when we play them - just getting the excuse in early.