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Etherington giving his all there

Bet they sub that Flanagan at half time for the other bairn and switch Johsnon, and with that will end our main threat

Kuyt will score his annual scrotey goal, probably due one off his knackers the ugly Dutch tosspot.

"These things have a habit of equalling out over time, remember Lampard in South Africa?" Ah, great. I'm delighted everything is evened out for Frank. nevermind the rest of the fucking country, it's levelled out for Frank. Mint.

Fucking hell, were they booing the performance or had something else happened?

But that one was?

Liverpool win 5-0, wouldn't like to be the team going to Anfield next. Oh.

KUQI O'CLOCK

Nolan off Perch on

Ireland's improved us ten fold like

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6513359.stm

Been coming.

Loven-goal!

Did anyone see that during the EVerton lineup?

Ah man it still cracks me up that the arsenal mascot lined up with the team for the minute silence

No real gossip from the Nolan talk in, other than he really, really doesn't like Dowie. Quick summarY; Worst trainer: Ranger - Nolan has offered to stay behind with him at training and work on finishing etc. Nile always says no. Best trainer: Coloccini - Nolan adores him. Shearer: Had too many preconceived ideas, biggest mistake was brining in Dowie. Dowie: Was "just a crap manager" - did a funny as fuck impression of him. None of the squad knew what Dowie was saying most of the time. Leyton Orient meeting: Everybody knows about this now, was led by Nolan & Smith. Those who they wanted rid of, Smith/Nolan etc used their own agents to shift them out to speed things up. Who Nolan would sign if he was manager: Connor Whickham & Matt Jarvis - expects there to be 4-6 new players in the summer. 5-1: Best day of his life (except his kids being born) Allardyce: Still friends with him, feels big Sam was a little bit unlucky with the timing of coming up here (new owner, some people i nthe dressing room) Pardew or Hughton: Pardew because he is better equipped to take us forward Carroll: Carroll didn't want to go. Nolan only did piece for Liverpool TV because it was a mate of his who works there. The Chicken dance (the quack): His mate dances like that...acknowledged that chickens don't quack. Newcastle: Loves the place to bits, in the middle of negotiating a new contract to stay here longer. Asked Gary Speed's advice before joining. Speed predicted our relegation at the time. Rivals: Wants Blackpool, WBA and Wigan to go down. Blackpool & WBA to show well we've done and Wigan as obviously a rival from the Bolton days. Liverpool: Would never sign for them as he loves it here too much. Doesn't consider himself a Liverpool fan anymore. Barton: A lot of little jokes about Barton being the best midfielder in the world. "He's a nutter, but a good nutter." Nout else of note really, probably forgot some stuff but I think that's the bulk of it.

Going to a talk in with Nolan tonight, man off twitter will probably turn up and abuse him for that all night.

Well he's suspended, so he'll have to smuggle something.

Not even remotely comparable. Carrick's from Wallsend, it's more than comparable.

Yes. I'm from the school of you fuck about with everything else before your back four. Fair enough. Evidently Pardew was expelled from that school.

For those baulking at the team, are you saying you'd rather have Ryan fucking Taylor playing? Really? Or Loven or Ranger on the wing? Be interesting to see how Colo gets on in there, will either give us an extra option or stop the myth forever.

Yes, on a Wednesday night

Classic forearm smash by Eboue.

Think it'll be one of Ranger or Loven on the wing, sickening. The Sky Sports match preview has Ranger on the wing and I laughed to myself and thought "fucking amateurs" but we'll see.

Stoke at home