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Exactly. Pardew manages to do both of those.

Last season pretty much to the day we lost at Norwich. Don't worry about it lads. Liverpool got dicked 3-0 at Hull and they've actually spent money, bet they feel pretty stupid.

Can't wait to wake up in the morning and read a tweet from Ryder saying Tiote's been carted off to hospital or something, that's pretty much the final straw.

Well we lost but I won't lose any sleep over it. Decent work out if nothing else. Obviously shouldn't be losing to that ilk of opposition but ultimately these American sides see this sort of game as an audition and were more committed from start to finish. Also we scored what looked like a completely legitimate goal which I'd have to see again to fully understand how it could have been chalked off, but whatever. Bed time.

Makes no sense at all

Only Lee Ryder could name a list of subs and then we bring on a player not on the list

Fuck it's back on.

Rotating lion returns, get in.

Comment From OJ sampson we'll murder these second half Fucking hell.

Above average: Tav, Enrique, Colo Average: Tiote (on everything except passing), Taylor, Gosling, Jonas Poor: Best Shit: Forster, Lovenkrands, Smith Think playing on astro has caught a few out in that the ball zips around a lot. We looked better as the half went on at least.

Jose on for...Ryan Taylor?

Good freekick

It's watchable at least. That's the best I can say for now.

I think they show the badge whenever they want to go to adverts, which is all the bastard time.

Comment From SKIRGE THERES NO SOUND MAN FK Real or fake?

Their left back belting out the American anthem (probably)

The fuck's this, the anthems? Ah it's gone back to the fucking rotating lion, shame.

I'll do commentary and stream it, can't go wrong.

Having seen that the team is basically our Championship team + Tiote, Gosling & Forster and minus Enrique, bed is looking really tempting right now.

Yeah. Awesome.

My stream on USL is just a lion rotating slowly...is that right?

But Skirge, WHERE!? And what fucking time!?

Gammy knee + astro turf = bad Gammy knee + grass = fine

Yeah to clarify, Lee Voldermort Ryder said: lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Marveaux doesn't look like he will figure looking at the tracksuit and lack of warm up. He was out with a knee injury last term Probably just because it's bad for the knees as Skelly said.

Comment From Michael Owen Good luck tonight Orlando!!!!!! I love how leftfield some of these are