Ashley17

Milner

He's speaking to the BBC again, it seems. I would say he's a changed man but I very much doubt it. Can't wait till they go to Blyth looking for a 0-0

That makes my head hurt. Although I am glad to see winning the league cup means you enter at a an earlier stage to those winning the FA Cup enter

Huddersfield lead. Clarky & Terry Mac delighted

These may be shit games but it's raining goals

Villa or CSKA if they get through

Real Madrid vs Liverpool is a good tie, although I can imagine Keane scoring past Ramos to save his Anfield career or however the media will spin it.

I enjoyed his City comments, something along the lines of: "I'm not too worried for City, a few wins against their fellow strugglers will see them climb the table Verdict: 1-1"

SBR: "Fred I'm having a box social" Fred: "Will there be hookers?"

Spurs should just do a Wigan when they came up here with selection problems. Pick a random player, put him left side of midfield, watch the magic unfold. Send Woodgate up for every set piece aswell...

If Nile says Upson is coming, then he is coming.

Guthrie tbh Picked for his incredible understanding with Ranger at club level

Who's team are you on?I've heard comparisons to Alan Smith? Will it be a case of you standing there while both teams cripple your self esteem by going "Ner I'm not having him." You could probably get train up with me and Luca. There are a load of trains cancelled replaced by bus services on weekends in January. For example when I travel from Newark to Durham I have to get off the train at Darlo and board a replacement bus through to Durham. Go on the trainline and the estimated journey time is about an hour to Newcastle from Darlo...so watch out anyone coming from the south. I'm Durham to Newcastle but cheers. They normally warn you in good time don't they? Jesus. Where is Darlo? Where is Durham? What station is between Darlo and Newcastle? Answer these questions and you'll see. "They normally warn you in good time" - It's December. That is in good time for January. To summarise - no train. Get bus instead. Caught you at a bad time? Good advice though. Whey howay man Nixon, learn your rail routes

Who's team are you on?I've heard comparisons to Alan Smith? Will it be a case of you standing there while both teams cripple your self esteem by going "Ner I'm not having him." You could probably get train up with me and Luca. There are a load of trains cancelled replaced by bus services on weekends in January. For example when I travel from Newark to Durham I have to get off the train at Darlo and board a replacement bus through to Durham. Go on the trainline and the estimated journey time is about an hour to Newcastle from Darlo...so watch out anyone coming from the south. I'm Durham to Newcastle but cheers. They normally warn you in good time don't they? Jesus. Where is Darlo? Where is Durham? What station is between Darlo and Newcastle? Answer these questions and you'll see. "They normally warn you in good time" - It's December. That is in good time for January. To summarise - no train. Get bus instead.

Who's team are you on?I've heard comparisons to Alan Smith? Will it be a case of you standing there while both teams cripple your self esteem by going "Ner I'm not having him." You could probably get train up with me and Luca. There are a load of trains cancelled replaced by bus services on weekends in January. For example when I travel from Newark to Durham I have to get off the train at Darlo and board a replacement bus through to Durham. Go on the trainline and the estimated journey time is about an hour to Newcastle from Darlo...so watch out anyone coming from the south.

Don't forget big Papa. He's as big as a tank but he can't tackle, head, shoot or stand under his own power

Basucally you either play on the 11th and end up with Martins and Gutierrez or you play on the 18th and get Duff and Smith. No pressure like.

Put me on some sort of reserve list please petal, but only if it's on the 11th.

Famous last words

To those travelling by train from Darlington, Durham or CLS to Newcastle - through January there are limited trains on weekends, there's a replacement bus service which obviously takes a little while longer but I'd reccomend you check if you were planning on using the train.

I wish I was taking part in this now, it might actually be the most ridiculous thing ever.

Agree with all that except the engine bit. He must have some kind of engine to be the furthest forward supporting Shola on the counter in the 89th minute, considering we were 2-0 up away from home. He's not "hell for leather" though, which I think is probably what you were getting at.

Brown's out for the season isn't he?

Only way I'd be happy with a draw is if we're 3-0 down with 10 minutes to go. 3 points please off these tossers, will take a last minute tap in from Cacapa if it means the fucking Redknapp household are miserable playing Mario Kart this Christmas.

Was a free kick near the corner flag, but yes.